What a jerk

Professur

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Well, I was looking for a way to knock sweets out of the kids diet and made the mistake of introducing beef jerky. Well, it was a huge success. But given that it's more expensive than t-bone steaks ... I was quickly in an untenable situation. So for christmas, I suggest that someone get me a dehydrator so I could make my own. Sure enough, come Christmas day, I got two. One was the 5 tray flying saucer Ronco special, and the other, the Eastman kit (wallymart special). Well, I fired up the computer and downloaded a bunch of jerky recipies, got in some meat and hit the kitchen. The first batch was a couple of pounds of flank steak sliced and marinaded in a mix of soy/worcheshire and spices and run for a quarter day in the Ronco. And it started disappearing in a hurry.

Fast forward a week, and Saturday I decided to try out the Eastman. Well, the Eastman consists of an 18" square rack, some Jerky cure, and a caulking gun. No, I'm not shitting you. You mix the cure with 5lbs of burger and stuff it into the gun, then squeeze out either half inch flat sticks, or quarter inch round sticks. (Look a lot like those doggy treats). Well, I'd buggered up buying pork for my Lorne sausage and instead of pork bought a few pounds of mixed beef/pork/veal. Not knowing how that would affect my sausage recipe, I'd put it aside, but now I saw something I could use it up on. I added a bit more pork and beef to make up the 5lbs, added the jerky cure and let it sit overnight.

Well, yesterday I pull it out and start squirting it out onto the drying rack provided. And it's quickly obvious that someone missed the boat somewhere, because that rack is quickly full, and I'm nowhere near done with the mix. No problem. I'm still in experiment mode where this is all concerned, so I'll try firing some of it onto the racks of the Ronco and see how that turns out. After all, being in experiment mode, if all of this is wasted ... no skin off my nose. It's a learning process at this stage. So I fire off one tray of the flat sticks. Still not making any great dent in the meat supply. Go for broke. Another Ronco tray, this time of the round ... and I just make it a bullseye. Meat rings. Cool. Still loads of meat. Next tray is an unbroken string, round and round in a spiral. Plenty left, do another one of them. Last Ronco tray, a spiral of the flat. Well crap, I'm all out of racks ... and I've still got meat left. Damn, this is starting to get to be serious work. My arm's cramping from squeezing this damn gun. Pull out a regular baking rack and finally finish up on that. Barely had enough room, but I manage.

Well, the baking rack and the Eastwood rack go in the oven at 200, with the oven door wedged open with a ball of tinfoil. The Ronco goes on and the waiting begins. Every hour I check it ... and it's soon obvious that the fat content required for good sausage isn't the fat content recommended for goot jerky. This stuff is sweating something fierce. But what the hell. Hour after hour go by , rotate the racks now and then .... and finally the first racks are ready. Pull one out, get it unstuck, and paper towel the grease off the top. Not much grease looks to be lift in, but I decide to leave the other racks to got another couple of hours. Offer up a few tasters and the consensus is, back in it goes. Needs more drying. Well, another hour and that one comes back out to try again. Sure enough, the paper towel tells the story. It needed that extra.

Now I should mention that the kids have experimented with the store bought flavours and they've got their favorites. And we usually have several types in the house at any time. Beef, Peppered, Turkey and Buffalo. Well, how should the kids identify this new homemade stuff? Well, it was soon named : Piggy jerky. Well, fully half of the first rack of piggy jerky never made if off the paper towel into storage ... unless you count little bellies as storage. I'd hear a noise behind me, and as I turned, the scamper of feet running off, and paper towel left empty. The Ronco stuff wasn't as quick, and did have to be moved about on the racks. As with any good experiment, I discovered that the stuff at the centre of the trays doesn't get the same heat as at the outer edges. But the spiral rounds look exactly like the 8' string of jerky they sell at wallymart. Needs more spice to pep it up tho. That's not a bad thing, in my book, since it's easier for the boys to eat. V2.0 prefers the first batch tho, with the soy/worcheshire.

I'm anxiously waiting to see how this is gonna reflect in the grocery bill.
 

highwayman

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Professur said:
I'm anxiously waiting to see how this is gonna reflect in the grocery bill.

Morgage the house...

I used a diferent smoker then what I was used to last year and ruined 30 pounds of meat...Lets see...three bucks a pound plus the cure...That sombitch went into mothballs and has been rusting ever since...
 

Professur

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Well, that's why I work in experiment mode to begin with. Small batches, and 100% tolerance for complete failure. You just have to keep slugging away until you nail it.

So what kind of smoker are we talking?
 

Inkara1

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I love me some jerky. Especially peppered. My favorite is a local brand here, Ray's Own Brand... problem is, it's $8.99 for a quarter-pound package. I can get another local brand, Cattaneo Bros. (second-favorite brand), for $12.99 for half a pound at the same store.
 

Professur

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The regular Jack Links bag is $6.99 here. There a South American product Oberto which is slightly cheaper ... but it's so dry and brittle it's like chewing flavoured sawdust.
 

highwayman

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Well, that's why I work in experiment mode to begin with. Small batches, and 100% tolerance for complete failure. You just have to keep slugging away until you nail it.

So what kind of smoker are we talking?

I tried a couple small batches before going the major cook off, even the salmon and oysters came out good...The problem had been going with a large batch and a higher heat...

Don't remember the brand but it is propane heated and rated for 60 pounds...
 

BB

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or to really save money - South american sawdust ... ;)

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Don't think i have ever had Jerky ..they started marketing it over here, recently, but - is it any good?

What's it like - what is it?

- and - which eejit came up with a name like that?
 

Professur

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Use venison...that's what deer were made for.

That's next year. I missed the season this year because I changed bow and I'm really not happy with this new one's reliability (or my reliability with it) in the field. Nailing the 10 ring in a shootoff is one thing, but the valley is really sloppy and it's a bitch hitting my anchor point without effort.
 

Professur

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They're next for the dehydrator. The problem with those is ... time. Half of what I buy goes in the garbage because the kids will go off it within a day or so. 'Cept for grapes. They'll eat those by the pound ... which leads to yet another problem.

Oranges I can't be near.
Peaches and apricots are near impossible to get
None of the kids likes raisins (yet they all love grapes. *shakes head*)
Apples and apples ... two of the three kids are too small to even manage to get a bite around one. That means their mother has to spend time cutting them up ... and most will get wasted anyhow.
Watermelon .... don't even go there.
 

tonksy

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You can roll apple slices in a little lemon juice and dehydrate them in little slices...you could even sprinkle with brown sugar and cinnamon.
You's have to slice them but that's what you doing with the meat as well :shrug:
 

Professur

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Of course I can. But the problem is what happened to Highway. Large batches incur large risk.






Besides .... I'd never get away with it until I bag a whitetail.
 

Professur

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You can roll apple slices in a little lemon juice and dehydrate them in little slices...you could even sprinkle with brown sugar and cinnamon.
You's have to slice them but that's what you doing with the meat as well :shrug:

I let the missus have the first shot at fruit. She tried doing bananas, apple slices and orange slices all in one batch. The lot went into the bin.
 
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