Recent content by AlphaTroll

Bloody hell you boys are good for a girl's ego...

Sorry for dragging an old thread up...but somehow I read the heading as China tests anti-cellulite missile...was just thinking DAMN I want one of those lol

The man I call Mister loves the pot noodle stuff. And I mean loves it...as in I wake up with that shit in the bed.

And here I was thinking you'd chase my ass across the lengths and breasts of the universe ...

LOL first day back & you already wat to lead me down a dark and dirrty path.. gotta ove ye ;)

Yeah, but I am a newly refored tart...I no longer make dirty remarks...unless you happen to be me hubby ;)

Beerhead gives cancer? What - You drinking Chernobyl Ale?

the head...always been a fan of good head

So, when do I get to be someone?

You need to smacked. Repeatedly.

I slipped on a piece of glass whilst in the motion of kicking and landed on my arse :blush:

Hmmm...cocktails do that for me, I have decided to never mix cosmopolitans and tequila and fishbowls and attitude adjusters and whatnot...although the puke does come out in a rather odd purple colour, trying to retrace what I had drunk to get to the purple was rather baffling as the stuff I'd...

Happy birthday chick - hope it's a great one :D (19 to me just meant that I had been drinking legally for a full year...come to think of it 19 was the shittiest birthday I had ever had. Men are fucking bastards who deserve to be mass-castrated).

Hey Gonzie Wonzie...the day has arived so.....go on, you know what to do :brow: :D

Why do you want to go to Montreal? Argh nevermind, I misread...hey, can you handle me? I get worse than a two year old when I am all choccied up (scary I know). BTW - see you in Vancouver soon(ish)