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thats a good one... its even better from the one in my dream. how about this one... whats the difference btwn a pizza and a brazilian?

my great uncle has been making a family tree for the last 15 years and as of right now, he has over 700 names in that book. also, my great great grandfather was a native brazilian that lived in the amazon for a while, and my uncle has recently found a really old book that not only contains some...

I think u guys r givin british comedy too much credit. granted that i have seen some british comedies that r very amusing, but they dont really very "far more potent and intelligent than average American sitcom comedies". i mean, the british comedies that i like the most are Mr. Bean, which is a...

thats funny! i actually dreamed of a lighbulb joke but im having problems on how to deliver... maybe u guys can help me with that. this is what i have... How many STG brothers (Sigma Tau Gamma- my fraternity) does it take to screw a lightbulb? Only one in six hours. we're all drunk off our...