Recent content by Scanty

Cats have a non-fatal terminal velocity of 60mph.

Hey Freako. Thanks. Been missing you too. IPH is not here. I mean he's here, but he's not here. Nice to hear you again :)

man...

No, but I kind of want to prod his veins. In his arms.

:rofl2:

See, if I saw him I'd probably just burst into tears.

Jesus. You do like the scary ones don't you tonks :D And yes that does include you Hobart.

Although Orlando Bloom made him look like a nancy.

um. sorry.

Nice. If I had 3 boys I'd just call them Jim1, Jim2 and Bob. The little Beckhams will most likely grow up with American accents and turn to Hollywood stardom before long. I mean, it's LA after all. It'll be the Osbournes all over again.

Yeah. Three boys. Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz. Doesn't it make you want to cry...

Oh no no...you don't understand. This is the BECKHAMS. You don't have to be interested in his sport to be infiltrated. They will spread and conquer your country. Penetrate every area of your media. They'll have a reality TV show before long. Victoria Beckham will have her own chat show. Brooklyn...

That's probably wise.

I have a kid too. He's called my boyfriend. :rolleyes:

:yell: HAH! Now you're stuck with him. Ner ner. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/6248835.stm