Cozy little cottage for sale

Sharky

Sharky

New Member
For only $22,000,000

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Sharky

Sharky

New Member
For the seriously high rollers . . .

9 Bedrooms
14 Bathrooms
5 Half Bath(s)

Features include: 11 fireplace(s), 16 garages, .7 mile private drive, two par-three golf holes, 3,500 square foot golf green, a golf simulator

Interior features include: 19 theater seats and a 3,200-bottle wine cellar.
Amenities include: and an indoor pool and spa.


38,000 approximate square feet. 8 buildings.

210 acre lot.
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chcr

chcr

Too cute for words
First I'd have to get the staff to approve the staff quarters. They have standards, you understand.
 
Gato_Solo

Gato_Solo

Out-freaking-standing OTC member
Third one is reeeeediculous. 9 bedrooms and only 14 bathrooms? Suppose I become, dare-I-say, incontinent in my old age! :eek5:
 
Gonz

Gonz

molṑn labé
Staff member
In the land o' plenty, those words take on slightly elevated meanings.
 
tonksy

tonksy

New Member
So not only do you want the house but you want the cash it takes to actually run the motherfucker? Dream on, there Gonz...dream on.
 
IDLEchild

IDLEchild

Well-Known Member
Scarier are the maintenence fees. You need twice the amount of the sale price just to keep these monsters going for just a couple of years.

Though it would be nice to blast a dookie in one bathroom, wash up in the second and dry hands in the third.
 
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