it is truely geek heaven :love:
(scroll down and skip the text for the impressive pictures)
Worst one first:
The man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket....
So, can you do that with your eye?
Yep, they found him... :D
God didn't kill the kitten this time :headbang:
cat-tough day.jpg, 42.52kb
One of the many Osama jokes, most of you probably already know it, but I didn't and I thought it was pretty funny:
Osama in hell
I think I'll win this round :headbang:
...what were you doing on SourceForge? :D
Ok, so they're not exactly daily yet, but who cares...
Pack a parachute
A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take...
I do :crying3:
...and not just for any reason, I broke up with my girlfriend. I won't give out all the details here, let's say we just...
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time
was being wined and dined by the State Department. The
Grand Emir was not used to the salt...
We were just talking about enlisting, and by whom we would want to be killed in action :headbang:
Because Scanty's so damn tired, we're...
There once was this man who worked in a pickle factory, who had this very great and powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.
It's an USB drive, 64 MB, no drivers needed, quite cool. Not exactly the largest (128, 256, 512 and 1 GB are also available), but pretty cheap...
After the hours spent here the last few days, I'm going away for the weekend, give my fingers some rest which they really need. Going home in...
Why are you on this forum but not on MSN :crying3:
Are you leaving me here all alone at work? :crying3:
Before you know it, I might actually...
I though I'd keep you busy :P
Anyways, I just clicked 'Watch this topic', got an email, but it doesn't mention who replied... would be nice...
I've noticed this a while back:
Why does this generate code like:
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Separate names with a comma.