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Nobody wished me a Happy Birthday yesterday :(

My dear internet friend, the best friend I never met, has passed away. He was a good man and will be sorely missed by many! He helped me through some dark times and even my hubby liked him. According to his brother, he collapsed while using the 'puter and died almost instantly. RIP Jon!

This year has been HELL for us! Hubby (Mike) had a leg amputated last year, and the toes on his remaining foot amputated in Feb. He has been in and out of the hospital and has had 3 more surgeries to try and save the leg. PEOPLE, DON'T MESS WITH P.A.D.! KAT

A frightened man dialed 911 to report an assault. "I was coming in the back door," said the man to the dispatcher, "when I was struck on the forehead. Luckily, I was able to get into the house and lock the door. Please send help right away!" After advising him to stay calm, the dispatcher sent...

Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our country's new spirit of understanding and forgiveness we want you to know there...

Blackworm The Blackworm (that’s one of the titles bestowed upon the latest Internet threat) is also known as Nyxem, Bluemal or even Blackmal, depending on the source in which you happen to be viewing. Of course this doesn’t matter, because we all know that what’s in a name does not matter...

OFFICIAL MALE SENSITIVITY TEST 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: A. Lovemaking. B. Screwing. C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town. 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: A. Your views about what...

This is WAY KEWL! http://www.popularfront.com/snowdays/

It was entertainment night at the senior center and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be...

Track Santa It’s the night before Christmas, and all through your house, not a creature will be stirring, except you, your kids and your computer mouse! Again this year, you and your kids can easily track Santa and his reindeer as they fly around the world and right into your...

"Recipe for Christmas Joy" 1/2 cup Hugs 4 teaspoons Kisses 4 cups Love 1 cup Special Holiday Cheer 1/2 cup Peace on Earth 3 teaspoons Christmas Spirits 2 cups Goodwill Toward Man 1 Sprig of Mistletoe 1 medium-size bag of Christmas Snowflakes and Christmas Angles Mix hugs...

Baking Christmas Cookies (with your cat) 1. Look in cookbook for cookie recipe. 2. Get cup of coffee. 3. Get cat off of cookbook. 4. Find that special recipe. 5. Get cat's nose out of coffee mug. 6. Go to fridge and get eggs. 7. Get dry ingredients from cupboard. 8. Break eggs...

Always believe in MIRACLES!! Three years ago, a little boy and his grandmother came to see Santa at Mayfair Mall in Wisconsin. The child climbed up on his lap, holding a picture of a little girl. "Who is this?" asked Santa, smiling. "Your friend? Your sister?" "Yes, Santa," he...

OOPS? Gives a new take on BJ

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. And help me be careful of the toes I step on today As they may be attached to...

Subject: Holiday Eating Tips 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly...

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GET READY TO CRACK UP!! >>CUZ IT'S ALL TRUE!!! >> >> Subject: Fixin to go to Atlanta >> >>This is for anyone who lives in Atlanta, who has ever >>lived in Atlanta, has ever visited Atlanta, ever plans >>to visit Atlanta, knows anyone who already lives in >>Atlanta, or knows anyone who...

A man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F." He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T." She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly. He again answered, "S-H-I-T." The blonde was trying to keep it...

When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went...