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  1. Slim Pickens

    How 'BOUT them tigers!!!

    YEAH, BABY!!! GEAUX TIGERS!!! :hairbang: :hairbang: :hairbang: :hairbang: :hairbang: :hairbang: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIMPLYRED!!!

    Happy birthday, darlin' :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :banana: :banana: :banana: :brow2: :clap: :dance: :hbd: :spank2: *party2* *party* :nanabang:
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    Louisiana!!!

    THINGS I HAVE LEARNED LIVING IN LOUISIANA: 1. Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air 2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in LOUISIANA. 3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in LOUISIANA plus a couple no one's seen before. 4...
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    The saddest f***ing song ever

    "Every Friday Afternoon" ... if you are a divorced parent, or a child of divorced parents (Tonks, Red, and I are BOTH), listen at your own risk...it will rip your fucking heart out...I had to leave the room so I wouldn't be crying in front of my mechanics
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    Welcome, evil one

    Welcome, EvilJeanus....did you bring beer?
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    Poker Faces

    Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bobs wife, Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit...
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    You know you're from Louisiana...

    You Are Truly From Louisiana If... You can properly pronounce Lafayette, Bossier, Natchitoches, Opelousas, Chalmette, Pontchartrain, Ouachita, and you know that New Orleans doesn't have a long "e" sound anywhere in it. You think people who complain about the heat in their states are...
  8. Slim Pickens

    10 SIMPLE RULES...

    Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at...
  9. Slim Pickens

    Hey Tonksy

    Daniel just called me...he's in Nashville, shooting a video! :beardbng:
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    One for SnP

    You're a True Tennessean If.... 1. You can properly pronounce Ooltewah, La Vergne, Etowah and Maryville. 2. You think people who complain about the heat in their states are sissies. 3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel. 4. You know...
  11. Slim Pickens

    Bon Mardi Gras!!

    Happy Mardi Gras!!! The whole world has seemed to converge on my fair state. Schools out, and all sorts of things are closed. Throw me something, Mister! :banana:
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    Hey Tonksy...

    Remember where you were 8 years ago (Wednesday, not Feb 22)?
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