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  1. electric_mind

    Stupid movies we love

    Have you read my signature? ;)
  2. electric_mind

    Stupid movies we love

    How about "Private Parts"?
  3. electric_mind

    Stupid movies we love

    Fuck! People again, honey!? When are you gonna cook some rice or even noodles for that matter? - Private Parts
  4. electric_mind

    Stupid movies we love

    Not only that but: Tonight the Super trouper lights are gonna find me Shining like the sun Smiling, having fun Feeling like a number one Tonight the Super trouper beams are gonna blind me But I won't feel blue Like I always do 'Cause somewhere in the crowd there's you
  5. electric_mind

    Best utility programs out there, IMO.

    That's one of the biggest bangs for the buck you can get. Congratulations!! It's a great little gadget!!
  6. electric_mind

    Day to day recipes for success

    Great... now you know my dark secret... How can i *cough*bribe*cough* compensate you for not disclosuring such valuable information? * DARK SECRETS: read twice before submitting
  7. electric_mind

    Day to day recipes for success

    Not really! Everything has to be organized! And before organizing everything to get off my fat lazy ass I gotta make sure everything is ready to start organizing!
  8. electric_mind

    Day to day recipes for success

    maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa its not fair! i edited it!
  9. electric_mind

    Day to day recipes for success

    ok, but first i gotta organize everything to get off my fat lazy ass. :lloyd:
  10. electric_mind

    Day to day recipes for success

    * SEX: it's probably NOT a rash. * RAINY DAYS: old lady's height = height to your left eye - height of her umbrella
  11. electric_mind

    Are you fat?

    Its envy, my friend. Plain envy.
  12. electric_mind

    New guy in town

    Yeah! S&M with SM, EM amd DS! Tune in next Friday night - 10pm... jokes and orgy! I met an attractive pair of identical twins. One of 'em said "We have fantasies too, but we can't find 4 guys who look alike."... I'm pretty normal now sexually. I used to be quadrasexual. That means you do...
  13. electric_mind

    Day to day recipes for success

    Day to day recipe for success: tiny bits of wisdom that makes everyone's life easier. Some are similar to Murphy's laws. Here are some examples: * WIPING #1: do it till the paper seems clear. * WIPING #2: if you see blood, you are wiping too hard. * SEX #1 (male): if you worry too...
  14. electric_mind

    Are you fat?

    No, Im not... But yo momma surely is! :D
  15. electric_mind

    Dumbest question evah.

    So let me get this straight... the more you FAQ, the more Karma you get?
  16. electric_mind

    Stupid movies we love

    NOW PLAYING: * Brain Candy (Kids in the Hall stuff!) * Commando (- but... but... you said you were going to kill me last... - I LIED) * Plan 9 from Outer Space * South Park: bigger, longer and uncut (Now say... "Horse Fucker") * Jason X (It's ok, he just wanted his machete back) * Freddy...
  17. electric_mind

    Best utility programs out there, IMO.

    Lets see: - Mozilla Firebird: great browser in any platform. - PGP and especially PGPdisk: encrypt your secret stuff (or that pr0n you dont want mom to watch) (i know this is windows stuff but hey, i like it) (btw: look for the freeware version, its there somewhere) - ACDSee / ImageMagick...
  18. electric_mind

    New guy in town

    665 Thank you all for the warm welcome home... except for you SpiceMan! I know who you are and I'm calling you up right now (oh and for you guys who think Im making this up -- just ask him... he claims he was born in Brazil but i dont believe that, im sure he is 100% Argentine -- as Argentine...
  19. electric_mind

    New guy in town

    Hello, my fellow citizens. This is your Minister of Ramblings speaking. I have been in the office for some minutes now and its starting to get very bizarre. Mainly it's the smell. It's driving me nuts. Do you guys know of any good deodorants? Or a good plumber fwif. I can see now why noone...
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