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  1. Thulsa Doom

    Open Season on Your Cat

    So they want to shoot your cat in Wisconsin. Have you heard about this? Some guy really doesnt like cats and is tired of seeing them in his yard. so hes trying to pass a petition in April that will allow people to shoot cats. His rational in proposing this is that they kill too many song birds...
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    Tourney Time 2005

    Well weve made it to another selection Sunday in March. Let the madness begin on by far the greatest sporting event on earth. Not a shock at all about the first three number one seeds. Washington is a bit surprising considering they are ranked 14 in the country. But they did win the PAC-10 and...
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    Doll Captured By Terrorists!!!

    Quick! Theyve captured one of our action figures! Call in GI Joe!! http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/02/01/iraq/main670972.shtml
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    A Folk Hero Is Born

    15,000 calories anyone? Im floored by this. She must either have the metabolism of a nuclear furnace. Or shes half snake. Or else its just a publicity stunt by the bar. Although apparently there were legal witnesses. Im so in love. She needs to marry me...
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    What does 2104 have in store?

    Got this at the end of last year. Figured might be interesting for some to see if you havent seen it already. And ok you persnicity fact checkers have at it. The Year is 1904 Maybe this will boggle your mind, I know it did mine! The year is 1904 ... one hundred years ago. What a...
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    pack your bags. Where will you be April 13, 2029?

    300 to 1? I can see gamblers putting money down on this in Vegas already. First the disaster in Asia now this. Whats that REM song again...
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    Hunting by computer. Will wonders never cease!

    LIVE SHOT Yes folks now YOU TOO can shoot antelopes from the comfort of your own chase lounge. Why get all fatigued up and risk ticks and not having your favorite cocktail in reach when you can kill bambi with the click of a mouse. aint technology grand? only in texas...
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    Virtual beer anyone?

    Freakin marketing scum… so how long until they develop the ability to attach sub-retinal cookies to every consumer and track their spending habits and then have cell nests placed around cities and malls that read the cookies and project 3D images of products we should be buying that orbit around...
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    TOURNEY TIME!!

    *edited by Leslie while she seeks further info* in the meantime, carry on... who likes who for the final four this year?
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    Love Stats

    Some stats compiled by an online match making group: Benicio Del Toro is an actress? And excuse me ladies but why would you EVER want to marry a guy that looked like your mother?
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    Are you drunk or are you just 2?

    Ever notice how toddlers are JUST like really drunk adults? The other day I was standing in a copy store waiting for something and a father comes in with a kid two years old maybe three. The kid comes storming in the place like a bullet yelling and smiling then stops dead in her tracks and looks...
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    Hit Song Science

    Have you heard about this? This stuff called Polyphonic HMI software has been developed to help determine the liklihood of any given song becoming a billboard hit. Say what? Yes. We have reached the point in our technology where software is sophisticated enough to analyze music (the structure...
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    Merry Christmas lamp post! Merry Christmas OTC!

    http://www.millan.net/funp/100/santadance.html
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