1 Horse Power?

[PT]

I took my horse for a drive once, didn't help his mood any.

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[Professur]

No wonder. You stuck his head out the wrong window. You always stick the horse's head out the passenger side. That way he can enjoy looking at the scenery without having to dodge oncoming traffic.

 

[PT]

Doh!! I'll try to remember that.

 

[Gonz]

Where would a well fed barn swallow find a coconut to carry?

What a dumb question. At the grocery store. Where the hell do you get your coconuts?

 

[A.B.Normal]

How many miles could a swallow carry a coconut?

African or european swallow?

 

[chcr]

And now for something completely different.....

 

[Professur]

Where would a well fed barn swallow find a coconut to carry?

What a dumb question. At the grocery store. Where the hell do you get your coconuts?

What would a well fed barn swallow be doing in a grocery store?

 

[Gonz]

Buying it's foodstuff's. C'mon, don't tell me Canadian birds still go after raw worms. How do you think they get to be well fed?

 

[lacemyster]

Holy shit! I really thought that it was a horse

 

[Professur]

Buying it's foodstuff's. C'mon, don't tell me Canadian birds still go after raw worms. How do you think they get to be well fed?

Now, Gonz. You know that only ducks and geese shop. And look at the huge bills they have to deal with.

 

[Mirlyn]

Buying it's foodstuff's. C'mon, don't tell me Canadian birds still go after raw worms. How do you think they get to be well fed?

Now, Gonz. You know that only ducks and geese shop. And look at the huge bills they have to deal with.

* trips over drum set
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[chcr]

* trips over drum set
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