Gato_Solo
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Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element
yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv),
has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons,
and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic
mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called
morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-
like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no
electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected,
because it impedes every reaction with which it comes
into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause
a reaction that would normally take less than a second to
take from four days to four years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years; It does
not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which
a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons
exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually
increase over time, since each reorganization will cause
more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This
characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to
believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach
a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is
referred to as critical morass.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Adminis-
tratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as
Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice
as many morons.
yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv),
has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons,
and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic
mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called
morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-
like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no
electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected,
because it impedes every reaction with which it comes
into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause
a reaction that would normally take less than a second to
take from four days to four years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years; It does
not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which
a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons
exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually
increase over time, since each reorganization will cause
more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This
characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to
believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach
a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is
referred to as critical morass.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Adminis-
tratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as
Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice
as many morons.
