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Election Guide 2004

Kerry's Face Droops With Joy Over Latest Polls
New Negative Campaign Ads
Blast Voters Directly
WASHINGTON, DC—In the latest round of political mudslinging, both John Kerry's and George W. Bush's election committees have replaced ads that focus on their opponents' shortcomings with ads that personally insult the voting public.
GOP Reports Record Second-Quarter Profits
WASHINGTON, DC—At a stockholders meeting Monday, the Republican Party announced record profits for the second quarter of 2003, exceeding analysts' expectations by more than 20 cents per share.
 
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