*creeps in*

[Vortex]

...
*creeps in*
...
*looks around*
...
*creeps in*
...
HELLO!!

*scampers out*

 

[Leslie]

noooooooooooo! come back!


Welcome to OTC, Vortex!

 

[Scanty]

Welcome Vortex. I never knew you could creep into a room twice before running out.

 

[Vortex]

Welcome Vortex. I never knew you could creep into a room twice before running out.

Erm, well I can explain.... you see, it was my first time here, and I got lost.... which through a mistake involving a time machine and a contraceptive... I landed up creeping in twice

 

[PT]

Hey there Vortex, Lady I presume?

 

[greenfreak]

Don't tell them if you are a female or they'll pounce on you.

Welcome!!

 

[PT]

Awwww. Cmon Greenie, we aren't that bad. Are we?


At least you don't usually seem to mind.

 

[greenfreak]

I can always use a good pouncing but this isn't about me.

 

[PT]

We'll be good, I promise.





Sorry, just couldn't help myself.

 

[Vortex]

*giggle* Well I'm going to spoil all your fun, and not tell you if I am or am not a 'lady' as PuterTutor put it (or that part of the species deemed female).

 

[PT]

*giggle* Well I'm going to spoil all your fun, and not tell you if I am or am not a 'lady' as PuterTutor put it (or that part of the species deemed female).

Female. 10 to 1 odds.

Here's why. First, guys are very proud to be guys. A guy will very rarely pretend to be anything other than a guy, unless it is to sneak into a women's locker room, and then it is completely understood and congratulated by other guys.

Second, guys don't giggle. We just don't. We may chuckle from time to time, but we don't giggle.

 

[Jeslek]

Hey Vortex!! Are you from Prophecy? If so, how did you end up here?! Welcome

Female. 10 to 1 odds.

Here's why. First, guys are very proud to be guys. A guy will very rarely pretend to be anything other than a guy, unless it is to sneak into a women's locker room, and then it is completely understood and congratulated by other guys.

Your logic is flawed. Of the Everquest population, I would guess 40% are female characters. Of all the female characters, 80% are played by guys. We call them manginas.

Second, guys don't giggle. We just don't. We may chuckle from time to time, but we don't giggle.

*giggle*, are you sure?

 

[PT]

Hey Vortex!! Are you from Prophecy? If so, how did you end up here?! Welcome

Female. 10 to 1 odds.

Here's why. First, guys are very proud to be guys. A guy will very rarely pretend to be anything other than a guy, unless it is to sneak into a women's locker room, and then it is completely understood and congratulated by other guys.

Your logic is flawed. Of the Everquest population, I would guess 40% are female characters. Of all the female characters, 80% are played by guys. We call them manginas.

Second, guys don't giggle. We just don't. We may chuckle from time to time, but we don't giggle.

*giggle*, are you sure?

Playing a game as a female is different, I play an Amazon on Diablo II, but only cause she's a badass. Posting as a female if you are a guy is just wrong.

Second, you don't count.

 

[Jeslek]

SOUCE: http://forum.prophecy.co.za/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=soapdish&Number=106105&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=2&vc=1 (on page 2 though)

*ties Vortex to himself*

*jumps out of airplane*

*deploys parachute*

*Bond ending... under the parachute...*

*eye twitch* *eye twitch*
Definatly a NO!
*eye twitch*

*sigh* Hard to get, eh?

Yup, AND picky, and not easily swayed

Give up NOW LL, while you still have your dignity (not to mention several vital body parts) intact!

SHHHHHH!! You're going to spoil all my fun

Sowwy, I'll shut up now

 

[Jeslek]

Second, you don't count.

DISCRIMINATION!!!!!!

 

[unclehobart]

*walks in, looks about with a glazed expression*
Is the the Jerry Lewis MS telethon?.... I must have the wrong room.

 

[Bubba]

Hello

 

[Justintime]

hi

 

[Spirit]

 

[kuulani]

Hi Vortex! Welcome to the madness