Don't Neck and Drive

[Leslie]

A Kiss To Remember

It’s best to kiss when you’re still … as in parked. A Roanoke, Virginia man overlooked that important detail, and is paying for his untimely pucker. State police say he was lip-locked with his passenger when he lost control of his vehicle. It went off the left shoulder of Interstate 81, hit a traffic sign and overturned. Ouch you say? It’s okay, the driver wasn’t hurt … but the object of his affection was treated in hospital for bumps and bruises. And the man faces a driving under the influence charge, though he may argue the influence of the lips was irresistible. The car probably thinks he was just stupid.

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[Luis G]

try having oral sex on you while driving.......

 

[Gato_Solo]

That could be dangerous, Luis...especially if you have bad roads...

 

[Nixy]

try having oral sex on you while driving.......

*smilies knowingly* Good thing my bf is a REALLY good driver!

 

[Luis G]

That could be dangerous, Luis...especially if you have bad roads...

yeah.....i've heard a story of a car accident in the highway.......both passanger died, but......the guy had lots of blood in "that" area, you figure the rest....

 

[Ardsgaine]

Ever seen The World According to Garp? *shudder*

 

[Gato_Solo]

Read the book and saw the movie...

 

[HomeLAN]

So did I, but you aren't going to let a little thing like a story stop you from getting a hummer, are you? I certainly didn't...