Flash of brilliant comedy!

[randomJACKASS]

I was at an AA meeting and these days at the beginning nowadays they usually ask folks to set their cell phones to silent mode. Well when the guy chairing the meeting got to that part he said "kill your cellphones". I had this immediate vision of someone dropping one on the table and grabbing a hammer and *bang bang bang bang* SMASHING THE PHONE!

I plan to buy a cheap ass prepaid some time and in a small meeting where I know everyone, do just that. Should get a scream or two and a lot of laughs!

Not very green probably but I will dispose of it responsibly!

 

[ResearchMonkey]

I'm certain that will go over quite well.

 

[catocom]

LOL

 

[Professur]

Pay the shipping and I'll send you half a dozen already failed flip phones. My electronics recycle bin is full of them.

 

[randomJACKASS]

Pay the shipping and I'll send you half a dozen already failed flip phones. My electronics recycle bin is full of them.

I will! Can't do it immediately but in a couple of weeks for sure!

 

[Winky]

log off go away

 

[Cerise]

Should get a scream or two and a lot of laughs!

 

[randomJACKASS]

Perhaps you just need a good....





































Spanish Inquisition!

 

[paul_valaru]

So am I to infer that you feel you had no part in the RW troubles?

I think you should reconsider that position if so.

Perhaps you need a good....





































Spanish Inquisition!

you quote the wrong person? I thought she was saying your idea was evil, but funny.

just don't shoot the phone, you end up in jail for that.

 

[randomJACKASS]

Oh OK, well I just took the other thing as that because of that other thread....Nevermind!

But like I said I intend to do it in a small meeting full of folks who know me well and won't freak too hard! I also intend to put a small board down on the table to protect it from the hammer.

 

[randomJACKASS]

And BTW folks who know me will be startled but not surprised at all....

 

[randomJACKASS]

I'll fix it!

 

[randomJACKASS]

In my defense I actually literally had JUST woken up from an early evening cat nap!