For the taste retarded

Discussion in 'Love & Lifestyles' started by Professur, May 10, 2005.

  1. Lopan Insulting you through the medium of dance New Member


    Are you having a laugh prof? People of the forum the scottish will also eat anything that is deep fried including mars bars. Pay no attention :D
  2. Professur I'm just a fungii. Well-Known Member

    I believe I may have mentionned that a time or two in the past.
  3. Uki Chick New Member


    I'll never forget the spices that were being put on food when they were here. Holy crap, I could have burst into flames eating that stuff.
  4. tonksy Hitting the egg nog New Member

    tony's seasoning is not hot :confused:
    i admit that one of the pizza sauces we made was a bit on the warm side...but that's all......right?
  5. HomeLAN Apparently, they'll let anyone be a New Member

    Far as I'm concerned, you and your live-in are both nuts. I can't deal with hot stuff.
  6. Uki Chick New Member


    Agreed. :lol2: Tony's isn't spicy??? Tonksy, even Paul thought his tongue was on fire.
  7. tonksy Hitting the egg nog New Member

    yeah, but paul thought the stuffed, ripe, jalapenos were hot too. and they weren't.
  8. unclehobart Cynic PhD New Member

    Tonys hot? har. Its just a salting agent. It barely rates at the lower third of lukewarm... almost beneath notice.

    I never have met anyone who lived north of Maryland that could take anything hotter than ice cream... with the exception of Buffalo natives who seem to love scalding buffalo wings.
  9. Professur I'm just a fungii. Well-Known Member

    Now see here. It's not a matter of taking it. It's a matter of enjoying it.
  10. Uki Chick New Member


    exactly! I could probably take it, with pain, but I would never enjoy my meal.
  11. Professur I'm just a fungii. Well-Known Member

    Or reading a book in the toilet for the next month.
  12. Uki Chick New Member


    don't forget the seat belt around the toilet, might just end up needing that too and some ice packs.
  13. paul_valaru would you like to bite my... 100% Pure Canadian Beef


    Tony's was FIRE

    though I think it is a matter of what you are used to.
  14. paul_valaru would you like to bite my... 100% Pure Canadian Beef


    I am starting to enjoy a bit of spice, a bit of heat, but to hot ruins the meal, I could eat the super spice, if i wanted to show off my macho side, but I have no macho side, so I just laugh at the idiots dying whil eating 911 wings
  15. Stkshft "Geek" New Member

    hmm...that might go good in some salsa.
  16. unclehobart Cynic PhD New Member

    Theres a second variant of Tonys where most of the salt is replaced with peppers... now that one can get a bit spicy.

    I too can't stand a meal based upon sheer heat instead of flavor. I don't dabble into habanero sauces because I don't find them to be tasty. I stick to tobasco and slightly spikier heat as it adds decent heat and decent taste. Even those of us that like heat have limits.

    I never did understand the day after toilet scorching as it has never happend to me. I wonder if its possible for the body to consume the evilness enough that it no longer poses a threat.
  17. PrincessLissa Professional Pain in the Buttocks New Member


    All I could think about reading this thread was Ren and Stimpy and the "Don't whiz on the electric fence" song after reading this. :rofl4:

    Maybe these people are just on an adreline rush or something.

    I bet it turns into a jackass stunt.
  18. Winky Banned Well-Known Member

    I too am enjoying a well deserved smirk from the esteemed poster that correctly stated:

    "you will quiver and quake just as if you had peed on an electric fence.
    This stuff would be more damaging than ingesting Drano."

    Reminds me of a time years ago while dining at a buffet style Chinese food restaurant with my then nine year old Son.

    We were beginning to eat our meals and my kid picks this innocent looking pepper out of his plate "here Dad eat this"
    Now I'd never think that a Chinese place would include something lethal,
    sure in a Mexi place but anyways

    so since the kid kinda dared me to eat this thing I chomp away on it.

    yup you guessed it this thing was packed with drano

    I actually inflicted chemical burns on my mouth and tongue.
    To this day the lil’ turd still gets a chuckle out of that one.
    Nope caustic chemicals aren't my cup-a-tea.
  19. Winky Banned Well-Known Member

    If they mess with the stuff shown at the top of this post
    it will be a lethal jackass stunt for sure.
  20. PrincessLissa Professional Pain in the Buttocks New Member

    I am sure they will try to put it on their skin or something else assnine.

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