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[SouthernN'Proud]

Dude, does Unc know yer lovin' up his lady?

 

[Professur]

Me? I'm happily married. And they've both met the missus. We're just publicly discussing what she'd like in a ring.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

O.

I'm betting a finger...

 

[tonksy]

Me? I'm happily married. And they've both met the missus. We're just publicly discussing what she'd like in a ring.

next we can discuss what i'd like in a key west summer home...while we're dreaming.

 

[Professur]

O.

I'm betting a finger...

Don't bet what you can't afford to lose. Yer wife is gonna miss that finger.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

HER finger, dagnabit!

Semantics...oh the joy.

 

[unclehobart]

This is the site for my local guy:

http://www.boonerings.com/index.html

I have my eye on a tungsten something or other... but its psycho expensive.

 

[HomeLAN]

Don't you need to take care of something before you go that route?

 

[tonksy]

Don't you need to take care of something before you go that route?

um...i think you misunderstand, my friend...i think.

 

[Professur]

No, he understands quite clearly.

 

[tonksy]

i really don't think he does.

 

[MrBishop]

 

[MrBishop]

 

[tonksy]

 

[Gato_Solo]

I'd stay away from titanium rings. In the event of an accident, the emergency crews have no way of removing the ring...just the finger. Which is more important to you?

 

[Winky]

Since when did aerospace metals
become popular in jewelry?

 

[tonksy]

I'd stay away from titanium rings. In the event of an accident, the emergency crews have no way of removing the ring...just the finger. Which is more important to you?

actually, you can crack a titanium ring if you vise it and tap tap tap....but I settled for white gold

 

[Gato_Solo]

actually, you can crack a titanium ring if you vise it and tap tap tap....but I settled for white gold

And what happens to the finger with all of that vising and tapping?

 

[tonksy]

And what happens to the finger with all of that vising and tapping?

I would imagine that to be the least of my worries since there was obviously something amiss with the finger to require the removal to begin with....but hey! I like to live dangerously.

 

[MrBishop]

Reminds me...my sister got her white-gold ring imbedded into her finger when she was a youngster. Got the hand caught in an old-fashioned wringer while helping in a Boy Scout car wash.

They had to pry the ring off of the bone to cut it off. Painful, but beats losing the finger.