Funny X-mas gift

paul_valaru

100% Pure Canadian Beef
from a co-worker.

Our shipper showed up to work today dressed up as an elf, with a bag of treats. Mine was chocolate sponge toffee, with the poem attached;
I heard you have been naughty not nice,
And santa even checked his list twice,
So all the way from the North Pole
all you're getting is a bag of coal!

Some of the others where reindeer droppings and snowman poops.

made me giggle.
 
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