[gives off salute] 'ey

[ralphie]

God bored, and decided to join yet another Forum. Since I'm a walking, talking ROTS, I decided that a place called Off Topic Central would be good...

Even though it's not spamming or anything...

So yeah... here I am...

[stands stiff backed and salutes]

how do you do?

 

[Ms Ann Thrope]

welcome to OTC, ralphie!

I don't worship pagan goat gods, but thought this was a VERY nice picture of one.

 

[ralphie]

and one would think that just seeing that picture would make me want to worship.

[throws pennnies and chants]

oh, wait.

I'm Atheist.

 

[Gotnolegs]

God bored, and decided to join yet another Forum.

You're God?????

Wow, good to have you here!

 

[tonksy]

hey ralphie boy welcome!

 

[freako104]

yo welcome. post lots!!! have fun

 

[Oz]

how do you do?

How do I do what?

Welcome anyway.......

 

[Kawaii]

Hiya! Enjoy your stay!

 

[Luis G]

Welcome to OTC

Headbang lots

 

[ralphie]

weeeee

I feel so <3ed...

heh

anyways... posting is good.

 

[chcr]

hey ralphie boy welcome!

Psst, wouldn't that be ralphie girl?

You're God?????

I don't think so. Didn't God get banned for spamming or something?

Oh hell, forgot. Welcome to the forums. Atheism spoken here (well, by me anyway).

 

[freako104]

You're God?????

In Nietzschean philosophy we are above God or we should be

 

[ralphie]

hmm..

interesting concept...

it's like... a+b=c

a) I'm God
b) I don't believe in God

so does that mean...

c) I don't believe in myself

whoa... creepy

 

[freako104]

wait if your god and you dont believe in your self would that be blashemy? or would that mean heretics are right??? yay!!!!!

 

[ralphie]

Blasphemy is a fun word...

BLASPHEMY! BLASPHEMY!

[knuckle clap] opus! opus! opus!

 

[GOD ALMIGHTY]

Listen to me now heathens.

I AM. You are not.

As a busy God I now must run.

hi Leslie and Nixy...it has been awhile.

 

[Camelyn]

Welocome to OTC!

Down the centre hall you will find the well-stocked gourmet kitchen.
Down the left hall you will find the spa and 24 hr professional masseuse
Down the right hall you will find the gaming room and movie theatre
We keep the oiled, nubile, studly men in the basement

 

[Oz]

We keep the oiled, nubile, studly men in the basement

But they sometimes let us out at Christmas!

 

[Gonz]

You got out????

 

[Oz]

You got out????

Someone was too enthusiastic with the oil.........