I like the idea for the army though... the enemy sees allied troops coming over the hill on those things and promptly falls about laughing, rendering them unable to aim straight.
Originally posted by ris
can you imagine at the barracks:
scutr attttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeenshun!
*sound of frantic folding and swearing. the odd muffled scream as a scutr marine shuts it on his fingers*