Happy 80th Hef

[alex]

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Playboy creator Hugh M. Hefner was in the middle of an interview about his 80th birthday when a TV cameraman asked him to move a statue of former girlfriend Barbi Benton from the shelf behind him.

What a disgusting life style....I hate you.

 

[simplyred]

Happy birthday Heffie...Remember when you made me leave the mansion because all the other girls were jealous of me?

 

[Dave]

anyone see that "reality" show based on Hef's 3 girlfriends?

 

[simplyred]

Yes, it's so stupid that it's addictive.

 

[Dave]

i dont know about the addictive part, but those three women are good examples of American handmade craftmanship.

 

[highwayman]

I don't think they were products of artificial means,,,

 

[Dave]

maybe. the clothes hide a lot and the pictures are so airbrushed its tough to tell.

 

[PT]

My Hero. Lay around in a bathrobe all day. Have three girlfriends at a time and none get pissy? I could do that. I really could.

 

[AlphaTroll]

I think the thought of such an old codger touching me would send me into automatic toxic shock syndrome

 

[alex]

Have three girlfriends at a time and none get pissy?

As long as you keep them seperated. I bet you could wipe the estrogen off the walls with a paint scraper.

 

[AlphaTroll]

As long as you keep them seperated. I bet you could wipe the estrogen off the walls with a paint scraper.

Which, coincidentally is the tool favoured by most of them to apply their make up.

 

[Mare]

[Marilyn Monroe voice]Happy Birthday to youuuuu, Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuu, Happy Birthday Mr. Heffieeeeeeeeeeeee, Happy Birthday to you.......[Marilyn Monroe voice]

 

[simplyred]

DId anyone watch the E true Hollywood Story last night about Hef? The girlfriends actually initiate one another into the "circle"...kinda interesting.