Horny Hedgehogs

[Leslie]

Horny Hedgehogs
She was a typical 72-year-old woman walking down a typical street in your typical German town. Until she heard it. A sound so frightening, so unholy, she immediately called police. And when authorities arrived they found the source of the terrible racket: two hedgehogs caught in the act of making love underneath a nearby car. "The woman said they were not lusty moans, they were as if someone was in need of help," said officer Rudolf Neu. The couple finished up their session shortly after being discovered, and scurried off into the night. Wonder how their letter to Penthouse would start? "Dear Forum: I never believed your letters until I was caught by the cops

wouldn't that be something to walk up on

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[Ardsgaine]

wouldn't that be something to walk up on

And we thought Muskrat Love was bad...

 

[sbcanada]

Hedgehogs are cool. We had one before.

 

[Professur]

Hedgehogs are cool. We had one before.

You had one before? You wanna rephrase that?

 

[Justintime]

Hedgehogs are cool. We had one before.

You had one before? You wanna rephrase that?

definetly, else i think i respect ya balls

 

[sbcanada]

What part of "we had one before" don't you understand?

Want me to rephrase it for you? Okay.

We used to have a hedgehog.