How does it happen?

[AlphaTroll]

Winky....hun...I am a vain twat....hopefully my breastesses will raise more than just a few hands

 

[alex]

Winky....hun...I am a vain twat....hopefully my breastesses will raise more than just a few hands

And they did indeed

Do you find that guys look at your breasts before they look you in the face?

 

[AlphaTroll]

Yeah, most of them need a little 'encouragement' to get above shoulder height

Boys are dumb.

 

[alex]

Yeah, most of them need a little 'encouragement' to get above shoulder height

Maybe if you wore these it might help

 

[AlphaTroll]

My friend organised a bachelorette party for an old school mate of hers - made her wear something similar....'cept it was a glow in the dark penis as a nose.

 

[BeardofPants]

I can just see our kaz in a pair of those. Ooh, even better, hows about a pair of those googly-eyed ones? She can put 'em on her breastices.

 

[AlphaTroll]

Hmmpfh - you put those majobbies on your nunies - not sure they make them in my size

 

[alex]

 

[Gonz]

oh, wait, sorry

 

[MrBishop]

Winky....hun...I am a vain twat....hopefully my breastesses will raise more than just a few hands

Your breastnesses raise hands too??!

 

[Inkara1]

I read a story of some woman in England who spent a bunch of her boyfriend's money to get implants to go from a B to a DD... and now is suing her boss for staring at them. I guess he once told her in the middle of a conversation that she would have to button up that camisole or else he'd just start talking to the boobs instead of her.

 

[AlphaTroll]

He should put socks in his pants and then sue HER for staring. IMO if you do something with the obvious intention of grabbing attention you should be accepting of the attention it gets.

 

[Winky]

Yes the naturally well endowed young lovelies
must bear the burden the A cup crowd has shirked?

 

[AlphaTroll]

Well, if she went from zero to hero up top of course people are going to notice. She wanted attention & got it, now she wants to sue over it. Seems like a freaking moron to me.

 

[Gonz]

Happens all the time

 

[AlphaTroll]

People like her make the whole concept of women's lib a farce. She should be beaten with something. I don't know what one could possibly use to beat her that would lead to sufficient damage but it shold be hard and heavy and preferably blunt.

 

[Inkara1]

What about a needle to pop her tits?

 

[AlphaTroll]

Yeah that could work....you think she will make that funky noise when se deflates?

 

[Inkara1]

Hopefully she'll fly around the room like a deflating balloon, too.

 

[AlphaTroll]

Maybe that would knock some sense into her