I truly have pity for this bumpkin

[2minkey]

how did i know that you'd bring that up somehow?

 

[Winky]

I mean c'mon you can't make this shit up!

 

[2minkey]

try telling that to jerry sandusky.

 

[Winky]

When Malcolm X went from militant racist to groovy liberal,
did the brothers say he was only pretending?
Well, no, they shot him!

 

[Winky]

superior firepower rather than morality is what guides history

 

[2minkey]

it's kinda weird that you worship nasty-ass chicks that wish they had dicks, while continually suggesting that your own appendage is effectively vestigial at this point.

macho shoot 'em up bitches!

perhaps you could benefit from some good lacanian psychoanalysis.

 

[Winky]

my dong has served its purpose
how 'bout yers?

 

[2minkey]

yeah you were made to breed. that is your highest purpose. you should get really into jesus. they go together.

 

[Winky]

currently I am breathlessly awaiting the posting of Ann's latest column
I think she's realized the country is lost and has like me resigned ourselves
to the apocalyptic calamity that is looming large just over the horizon

 

[2minkey]

either that or you're both mentally ill. delusions of persecution go right along with delusions that vastly overestimate one's importance in the grand narrative.

yeah i'm going with mentally ill.

 

[Winky]

yeah everything is just peachy keen if you know what I mean

 

[2minkey]

oh you big chiliastic teddy bear!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events

and it hasn't happened yet...

 

[Gonz]

The earth goes on but nations & political systems have come & gone

 

[2minkey]

yeh good point. this is a crisis of capitalism.

 

[Winky]

I thought this was the triumph of socialism?

 

[Gonz]

It is

 

[2minkey]

yeah put like that i can see your point. capitalism has been weakened by complacent bitches who can't think beyond what pappy told 'em.

 

[Winky]

Pappy, capitalism and morality are all dead.

 

[Winky]

lined up and shot

 

[2minkey]

yep. shootee.