In the spirit of fun, here is a reverse Q&A thread....

[Jeslek]

Heres the deal. Each person will post a question to the answer in the previous post, and then post an answer for the next person to create a question for. I will start:

A: Scanty

 

[Jeslek]

Q: Who is that cute chick?



A : Chocolate milk? Why not?

 

[MuFu]

Q: Why the hell would you want to drink Chocolate Milk?

A: I prefer to walk.

 

[Jeslek]

Q: I run faster than you do.




A: only 50 bucks!?

 

[Shadowfax]

Q: This woman doesn't charge a lot extra for bondage...

A: Because I don't have blue hair

 

[PT]

Q: Why didn't you get the Senior Citizens discount?


A: The goat was already there, I swear.

 

[MuFu]

Q: Why is that goat on your cock?

A: Cumquat.

 

[PT]

Q: What did you call IPH?


A: The CIA.

 

[Shadowfax]

Q: Who is responsible for the abduction of Elvis?

A: The man on the moon

 

[MuFu]

Q: Who bones the woman on the moon?

A: Nothing I can think of.

 

[Shadowfax]

Q: Is there anything that makes women want you, IPH?

A: Yeah, it's very shag-a-delic

 

[Psycho]

Q: What's with you and the cow Sf?


A: Because santa-claus doesn't exist...

 

[Shadowfax]

Q: Why can't I go to the north pole mommy?


A: A clear blue sky

 

[PT]

edit: Too late.

 

[Jeslek]

Q: What turns you on?



A: Because I am bigger.

 

[PT]

Q: Please don't say "A clear blue sky" again.


A: They used to, but don't anymore.

 

[Jeslek]

Q: Is IPH and Shadowfax still dating the same girl?


A: Fire works.

 

[MuFu]

Q: I tried blowing my house down but it didn't work. Know anything that might?

A: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU STUPID SPACKTARD?!!

 

[Jeslek]

Q: Is that the goat you rented from Shadowfax?



A: Use balls made of lead, they work best.

 

[PT]

Q: What should I use for Ben Wa Balls?



A: Any old soap should get it off.