In the spirit of fun, here is a reverse Q&A thread....

Discussion in 'Kiddie Korner' started by Jeslek, Sep 25, 2002.

  1. Jeslek

    Jeslek Banned

    Heres the deal. Each person will post a question to the answer in the previous post, and then post an answer for the next person to create a question for. I will start:

    A: Scanty
     
  2. Jeslek

    Jeslek Banned

    Q: Who is that cute chick?



    A : Chocolate milk? Why not?
     
  3. MuFu

    MuFu New Member

    Q: Why the hell would you want to drink Chocolate Milk?

    A: I prefer to walk.
     
  4. Jeslek

    Jeslek Banned

    Q: I run faster than you do.




    A: only 50 bucks!?
     
  5. Shadowfax

    Shadowfax <b>mod cow</b>

    Q: This woman doesn't charge a lot extra for bondage...

    A: Because I don't have blue hair
     
  6. PT

    PT Off 'Motherfuckin' Topic Elite

    Q: Why didn't you get the Senior Citizens discount?


    A: The goat was already there, I swear.
     
  7. MuFu

    MuFu New Member

    Q: Why is that goat on your cock?

    A: Cumquat.
     
  8. PT

    PT Off 'Motherfuckin' Topic Elite

    Q: What did you call IPH?


    A: The CIA.
     
  9. Shadowfax

    Shadowfax <b>mod cow</b>

    Q: Who is responsible for the abduction of Elvis?

    A: The man on the moon
     
  10. MuFu

    MuFu New Member

    Q: Who bones the woman on the moon?

    A: Nothing I can think of.
     
  11. Shadowfax

    Shadowfax <b>mod cow</b>

    Q: Is there anything that makes women want you, IPH?

    A: Yeah, it's very shag-a-delic :headbang:
     
  12. Psycho

    Psycho New Member

    Q: What's with you and the cow Sf?


    A: Because santa-claus doesn't exist...
     
  13. Shadowfax

    Shadowfax <b>mod cow</b>

    Q: Why can't I go to the north pole mommy?


    A: A clear blue sky :)
     
  14. PT

    PT Off 'Motherfuckin' Topic Elite

    edit: Too late.
     
  15. Jeslek

    Jeslek Banned

    Q: What turns you on?



    A: Because I am bigger.
     
  16. PT

    PT Off 'Motherfuckin' Topic Elite

    Q: Please don't say "A clear blue sky" again.


    A: They used to, but don't anymore.
     
  17. Jeslek

    Jeslek Banned

    Q: Is IPH and Shadowfax still dating the same girl?


    A: Fire works.
     
  18. MuFu

    MuFu New Member

    Q: I tried blowing my house down but it didn't work. Know anything that might?

    A: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU STUPID SPACKTARD?!!
     
  19. Jeslek

    Jeslek Banned

    Q: Is that the goat you rented from Shadowfax?



    A: Use balls made of lead, they work best.
     
  20. PT

    PT Off 'Motherfuckin' Topic Elite

    Q: What should I use for Ben Wa Balls?



    A: Any old soap should get it off.
     

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