kinky positions

[freako104]

erotic is using a feather,

Kinky is using the entire chicken

I've been kinky, but the scars heal slow

whips chains, wax, multiple persons

bondage

thats not kinky thats normal. isnt it?

 

[AlphaTroll]

thats not kinky thats normal. isnt it?

Doing it with chickens is normal? Where?

 

[paul_valaru]

Doing it with chickens is normal? Where?

It is normal...if your a rooster

 

[freako104]

Doing it with chickens is normal? Where?

I was referring to the bondage

 

[AlphaTroll]

I was referring to the bondage

Bondage with chickens - now there's a novel idea

 

[tonksy]

Bondage with chickens - now there's a novel idea

i always tie my turkeys legs together before i shove in the onions, apples, and celery.

 

[Oz]

i always tie my turkeys legs together before i shove in the onions, apples, and celery.

I've seen them in the supermarket like that...........and now I think about it there are always a few shady characters hanging around that I'll as well. Must be there version of a peep-show

 

[tonksy]

I've seen them in the supermarket like that...........and now I think about it there are always a few shady characters hanging around that I'll as well. Must be there version of a peep-show

yeah, i see them, too! next time, i'll stop and tell them what i plan to stuff inside and how i plan to do it....just to see the reaction.

 

[AlphaTroll]

I've seen them in the supermarket like that...........and now I think about it there are always a few shady characters hanging around that I'll as well. Must be there version of a peep-show

Bah - suddenly the whole deal with little old ladies picking up those birds & feeling them before buying takes on a whole new meaning!

Guess my local shop is nothing but a cathouse for fowl pervs

 

[Oz]

yeah, i see them, too! next time, i'll stop and tell them what i plan to stuff inside and how i plan to do it....just to see the reaction.

I can see turkey sales rocketing that day

 

[AlphaTroll]

yeah, i see them, too! next time, i'll stop and tell them what i plan to stuff inside and how i plan to do it....just to see the reaction.

Throw in a demonstration hun - then you can claim half the profits on the sales

 

[tonksy]

Throw in a demonstration hun - then you can claim half the profits on the sales

mayhap i should speak with my supermarket manager....the idea has merit.

 

[Oz]

Buggrit........I'm gonna have duck for xmas dinner this year, don't fancy turkey anymore

 

[AlphaTroll]

Buggrit........I'm gonna have duck for xmas dinner this year, don't fancy turkey anymore

Ever seen Peking Duck before it hits your plate?

mayhap i should speak with my supermarket manager....the idea has merit.

If he agrees yer taking us all out for drinks

 

[tonksy]

Ever seen Peking Duck before it hits your plate?



If he agrees yer taking us all out for drinks

i should branch out, have someone in very meat section. we could get rich off the idea.

 

[AlphaTroll]

i should branch out, have someone in very meat section. we could get rich off the idea.

Hey, can I be the sausage stuffer?

 

[tonksy]

Hey, can I be the sausage stuffer?

knock yourself out, if you've ever made sausage before, you know it's a nasty undertaking.

 

[AlphaTroll]

knock yourself out, if you've ever made sausage before, you know it's a nasty undertaking.

Oh, I've done it before - the trick is to get it all in without making a mess all over yourself

 

[Oz]

Oh, I've done it before - the trick is to get it all in without making a mess all over yourself

*snigger*

 

[AlphaTroll]

*snigger*

What you sniggerin' at?