Let´s write Haikus!

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by sbcanada, May 8, 2002.

  1. sbcanada

    sbcanada New Member

    Let's write Haikus!

    A Haiku is just like an American poem, accept it doesn't rhyme, and is totally stupid.

    - Mr. Garrison, South Park




    It has 3 lines, with 5, 7, 5 syllables in each line. Go crazy! ;)
     
  2. sbcanada

    sbcanada New Member

    I will never see
    A person as talented
    Or lucky as me

    - SB
    :D
     
  3. unclehobart

    unclehobart New Member

    I like SPAM haikus.
     
  4. kuulani

    kuulani New Member

    Slipping & Sliding
    While we are mudwrestling
    Dirty, blissful fun

    :D
     
  5. sbcanada

    sbcanada New Member

  6. unclehobart

    unclehobart New Member

    Slabs of naked SPAM
    Beckon from the lunch counter.
    "I'll have the fish sticks."
     
  7. unclehobart

    unclehobart New Member

    World runs out of food
    Except SPAM and dead people.
    Soylent Green stocks rise.
     
  8. unclehobart

    unclehobart New Member

    Hormel buys Seuss' rights.
    Revised children's book hits stores:
    "Eat Green Eggs and SPAM."
     
  9. sbcanada

    sbcanada New Member

    Nice, unc. :D
     
  10. unclehobart

    unclehobart New Member

    SPAM as a sex toy:
    Soft, safe, self-lubricated.
    Afterwards: warm lunch.
     
  11. unclehobart

    unclehobart New Member

    Millions starve in Chad.
    U.S. sends massive SPAM aid.
    Millions starve in Chad.
     
  12. sbcanada

    sbcanada New Member

    Here's a warm, heartfelt one:

    A cat runs away,
    Many dogs like to go stray,
    I'll forever stay.

    :crying4: Damn I'm sentimental. :D
     
  13. greenfreak

    greenfreak New Member

    Hi Ku'u! :wave:

    psst... Unc didn't make those up himself. shhhh![/siz] ;)
     
  14. MuFu

    MuFu New Member

    All hail the hairy axe wound!
    Don't knock lesbianism until you've tried it,
    Alas, my cat's breath smells like cat food.

    MuFu.
     
  15. sbcanada

    sbcanada New Member

    You didn't follow the rules, Moof.... you goof. :D
     
  16. Gonz

    Gonz molṑn labé Staff Member

    There once was a man
    from Nanucket, whose...

    wait those are lymrics, sorry
     
  17. MuFu

    MuFu New Member

    Oh yeah. Shite.

    Well... screw you all. Bloody poofs. :D

    MuFu.
     
  18. MuFu

    MuFu New Member

    SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM
    SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM,
    SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM

    :)

    MuFu.
     
  19. kuulani

    kuulani New Member

    The only remains
    After we've all departed
    Are SPAM and roaches
     
  20. MuFu

    MuFu New Member

    Give me some lovin'.
    Although porn will do for now;
    Until I get laid.


    MuFu.
     

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