Masturbation - loving the one you're with

[MrBishop]

Zo...zu you masturbate?

I've been married so long that now, when I masturbate, I fantisize about the last time that I masturbated.

This is a quiz...how often? Why? Where? and with what aids?

 

[Rose]

*lmao* The polls around here are ever so entertaining. I'm waiting for the "Favorite Position - Hints, Tips, & Tricks" thread myself. *lmao*

As for the "m" word ... is this a guys only thread, or can the girly girls vote too?

 

[MrBishop]

Ok....for the ladies

How often do you double-click your mouse? Do you have pictures of a shirtless guy to help you out?

 

[MrBishop]

OH...and ladies...don't bother denying it....30% of women admit to masturbating regularly...the other 70% lied

 

[Rose]

*lol* I wouldn't admit to doing it regularly, as I don't. Though I should probably change that ... Hrm. Unless 'regularly' can be ... once every blue moon? :s

I'm curious to know if anyone picks the powertool options and shares.

 

[MrBishop]

I don't mean drills and band-saws though.

Oh...to be fair...here's a pic for the guys.

 

[Rose]

I don't mean drills and band-saws though.

D'oh! Sorry 'bout that, that's exactly what I was imagining. *hehe*

 

[MrBishop]

D'oh! Sorry 'bout that, that's exactly what I was imagining. *hehe*

Might bring a new meaning to ritual circumcision...OUCHIE!!

I have heard abot the use of Dryers as a gigantic vibrator though.

 

[PT]

I assume by Any Magazine available, that includes the Internet?

 

[greenfreak]

I think any of the old JJR people around here can vouch that I've never been shy about admitting I masturbate.

I used to have a vibrator but I broke it. Now I just use my imagination.

 

[MrBishop]

I assume by Any Magazine available, that includes the Internet?

The internet...by all means...just don't stand too close to the KB...sticky keys are a pain to wrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt tseeseeee with

 

[IDLEchild]

MrBishop that picture for men was just weak....here's real sexiness

 

[Mirlyn]

I don't know whats worse....that picture, or the fact that you probably looked through 30 of them to find the perfect one.

 

[IDLEchild]

I don't know whats worse....that picture, or the fact that you probably looked through 30 of them to find the perfect one.

Why? you don't like my photograph.

 

[Mirlyn]

Why? you don't like my photograph.

I never said that. What I said was that I didn't know which is worse, the picture (makes you look fat) or the fact that you probably looked through 30 other ones like it to find the right one to post.

 

[IDLEchild]

I never said that. What I said was that I didn't know which is worse, the picture (makes you look fat) or the fact that you probably looked through 30 other ones like it to find the right one to post.

Don't hate me because i am beautiful.

 

[PrincessLissa]

I have a great imagination and a great memory.

 

[freako104]

usually i think of my dream girl in sexy clothes and making out,sex stuff like that or a magazine

 

[MuFu]

I only do it to excite others. Sometimes the assembled audience is huge.

 

[AlladinSane]

I used to have a vibrator but I broke it.

Whoohaa, you're such a wild beast