MEN, stand right up, this way...

[Raven]

NO fair. Average here but I managed to break the jonnie once or twice

 

[paul_valaru]

Uhmm, It was measured for me...damn truth or dare

and i have broken condoms, but they where ramses, those snap east

 

[tonksy]

wow. whats next guys? diameter?

well, no penis. got boobies.

size doesn't necessarily matter but you can't churn butter with a ttothpick.

 

[Camelyn]

wow. whats next guys? diameter?

well, no penis. got boobies.

size doesn't necessarily matter but you can't churn butter with a ttothpick.

Size matters

 

[Rose]

Eh, size doesn't matter in all aspects. If he can breath through his ears ... it'll even out.

 

[Camelyn]

Eh, size doesn't matter in all aspects. If he can breath through his ears ... it'll even out.

 

[PT]

How about if I can straighten my cowlick with my tongue?

 

[Camelyn]

How about if I can straighten my cowlick with my tongue?

Hey PT? I have some work...yeah, work...that I need done around the house...um...plumbing and stuff. Wanna come over?

 

[PT]

Be right over. That damn drain clogged again?

 

[Camelyn]

Be right over. That damn drain clogged again?

Yeah, I need to get it flushed out more often.

 

[Rose]

Damn, Cam, you beat me to 'im. *makes note not to leave the office anymore*

 

[Camelyn]

Damn, Cam, you beat me to 'im. *makes note not to leave the office anymore*

I only have him penned in for Mondays, Thursdays and Sunday's. Check your calendar, I'm sure you can fit him in

 

[Rose]

Are you implying PT's a whore? If so, I'll take Tuesdays and Fridays.

 

[Camelyn]

Are you implying PT's a whore? If so, I'll take Tuesdays and Fridays.

Oh no, never, nope, nuh uh. He's a "plumber" and an all 'round "handy" man. But I'm sure you could still "use" him.

 

[Rose]

Oh no, never, nope, nuh uh. He's a "plumber" and an all 'round "handy" man. But I'm sure you could still "use" him.

There is that thing that needs to be thinged with a thing thing. I hear plumber's are good at that.

 

[PT]

Fuck that, I'm no whore. Whores get paid. I'm a slut.

 

[Rose]

w000t!!! Free to boot!

 

[PT]

I think of it more as a Community Service. Too bad my Parole Officer doesn't see it the same way.

 

[freako104]

well if youd stop doing his daughter he might back off she just turned 18 you know

 

[paul_valaru]

I think of it more as a Community Service. Too bad my Parole Officer doesn't see it the same way.

Don't you get that warm fuzzy feeling when you do something good for your community, I'm always volenteering my services.

and receiving restraining orders.