My bar tab is $710

markjs

markjs

Banned
Found this on myspace, and thought it might be mildly amusing here, if you've done each thing on this list you owe that fine, when you are done tally it up and tell us your bar tab, and no asking what particular "offenses" apply to each of us, let's just hear the final tally....

Smoked pot -- $10

Did acid -- $15

Ever had sex at church -- $25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40

Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25

Had sex for money -- $100

Ever had sex with a Asian -- $20

Vandalized something -- $20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10

Beat up someone -- $20

Been jumped -- $10

Crossed dressed -- $10

Given money to stripper -- $25

Been in love with a stripper -- $20

Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15

Ever drive drunk -- $20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50

Used toys while having sex -- $30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20

Went skinny dipping -- $5

Had sex in a pool -- $20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20

Cheated on your significant other -- $10

Masturbated -- $5

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20

Done oral -- $5

Got oral -- $5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25

Stole something -- $10

Had sex with someone in jail -- $25

Made a nasty home video -- $25

Had a threesome -- $50

Had sex in the wild -- $20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

Went streaking -- $5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15

Been arrested -- $10

Spent time in jail -- $15

Played spin the bottle -- $5

Done something you regret -- $20

Had sex with your best friend -- $20

Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25

Had anal sex -- $80

Lied to your mate -- $5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
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So lets see who's most naughty and who's most nice....
 
Gonz

Gonz

molṑn labé
Staff member
Mr. Stick-in-the-mud? You belittled the woman for living a life that you don't understand (more liberal values on display) & you asked how it was done. I answered.
 
JJR512

JJR512

New Member
$400

And there are certain things on the list that I believe just about everybody has done at least once in their life, for a total of $85. (Masturbate, done something you regret, and lie to your mate are three that quickly come to mind.)
 
markjs

markjs

Banned
Gonz said:
Mr. Stick-in-the-mud? You belittled the woman for living a life that you don't understand (more liberal values on display) & you asked how it was done. I answered.
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Take it easy dude! I was teasing her, not belittling....Humour, perhaps you've heard of it?
 
tonksy

tonksy

New Member
Personally, I just think the 2 of you dislike each other enough to grasp at any straw that allows you to voice it.
 
markjs

markjs

Banned
BTW, just so I don't hurt your widdle feewings Gonz, by calling you a "stick in the mud" I made an attempt at sarcastic humour as well. Just so I'm clear....
 
unclehobart

unclehobart

New Member
Dayum, SnP... What in the hell were you doing? ... or whom were you doing, I should say?

You must've been banging a whole asian geratric ward in the street, videotaping it, paying them, and met them all on MySpace.
 
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