Next Assault on 2nd Amendment: Mandatory Liability Insurance

[2minkey]

you have not had sex for six years.

 

[Winky]

this is true

 

[Winky]

Fuggin' A! Right

 

[2minkey]

you're projecting your inadequacy.

i'm so glad gotholic taught me "projecting."

i'm gonna use that a lot.

i think you are also projecting a lot of mommy issues.

but i guess that goes along with the peepeedickey thing.

 

[Winky]

all subjects I know you have expert knowledge of

 

[2minkey]

nice going tonto. you put us back into grade school even quicker than most trolls could ever dream of.

"i know you are, but what am i?"

lemme know when you take off the training wheels.

 

[Winky]

ain't takin' em off till Osamacare fully implements

 

[Winky]

 

[Winky]

yeah we know minxy
you just wanna woman that will let you stick yer peepeedickey thing in er backdoor
and doesn't annoy the fuck outta ya
That's setting the bar rather low and yet you've failed to clear it?

 

[2minkey]

what bar? i have those things. you're the miserable fuck.

 

[Winky]

how would you know?

 

[2minkey]

other than obvious clinical symptoms... you're obsessed with doom and hate, you're obviously unhappy in your marriage, you're a pedophile, let's see what else...

gee, i'm surprised they even let you out for recess...

 

[Winky]

Your allegations that I'm a convicted felon and a pedo are cute, they go right along
with your superiority complex...

 

[2minkey]

dude you're the one who cultivated the kiddie molester image for yourself.

trying to be all OUTRAGEOUS and all... which i suppose is not an uncommon reaction for a kept boy.

is there anything you would like to rescind and set straight, then?

do you not have the boring life with the wife you bitch about?
do you not spend far too much time looking at pictures of little girls and wanna stick your icky fingers in their squishy parts?
do you not hate everyone who isn't pasty white?

it's your call. either you're an outrageous internet liar-poser, or you're as miserable as you've said you are.

 

[Winky]

I'm going with 'outrageous internet liar-poser on this one...

 

[2minkey]

yeah my best guess is something in between. flattering for sure.

 

[Winky]

Your purportedly educated mind grasps for conclusions
based on a set of false abstractions, which leave you in a
strange loop of confusion.

It ain't my fault bubby

 

[Winky]

Just be sure to keep your distance from that denture dust!
and give up your weapons willingly at the first sign of trouble

 

[Gonz]

Isn't he even lower than that? I thought he was a marketing guru

 

[2minkey]

oh yeah i'm a scumbag for sure. duh. i write low-grade pabulum for corporate pricks, and graciously wipe the seeping cornholes of local yokel businesspersons. but it supports my lifestyle, at least. i am a net positive for the government revenue machine, so that makes me a good citizen, right?