otc: what should i do with 20 dollars?

Mirlyn

Well-Known Member
Go out and buy the big marshmellows and shove as many as you can in your mouth. Then run around saying "chubby bunny." Repeat as necessary.
 

Inkara1

Well-Known Member
Send the $20 to my soon-to-be-ex-wife. It'll be gotten rid of in a timely manner, I assure you.
 

Mare

New Member
Inkara1 said:
Send the $20 to my soon-to-be-ex-wife. It'll be gotten rid of in a timely manner, I assure you.

:laugh5: @ InKara1...gotcha beat I think? Soon-to-be-X-hubby could have it gone in less than 5 minutes. :D
 

Hoon

New Member
You could change it in for 400 nickles, put them in a bag, heat them up and ask everyone if they want you to go upside their head with a hot bag of nickels.
 

Oz

New Member
$20? ...........

Buy a couple of pints of cheapo whisky and 20 of the cheapest cigarettes.

Drink the whisky.....smoke half the cigs.

You should still have a coupla dollars left.

Go to a bar (the posher the better).

Hit the biggest bastard you can see........then (if you are still concious) sleep with the ugliest woman you can see.

After such a fnucked up night.........you'll bless boredom forevermore:)
 

AlphaTroll

New Member
You could of course take that $20, buy yourself the better end of a sheep and pretend you have an Australian date ;)

(erm - dear Aussies mates - 'twas a joke...............no really I swear it was!)
 

AlphaTroll

New Member
Inkara1 said:
Replace "Aussie" with "Prince Andrew" and you've got yourself a winner. :D

Good thing it's not a Prince Albert - now that would be something different altogether eh?

Mind you - $20 could just get you one of those too :D
 
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