Penis Problems...

Discussion in 'Love & Lifestyles' started by BIGDAVE, Sep 24, 2003.

  1. BIGDAVE

    BIGDAVE New Member

    Does anybody else have this problem?......


    When I touch myself to pee, my winkie gets really big and the pee comes out fast like a un-manned fire hose. :crying4:
     
  2. paul_valaru

    paul_valaru 100% Pure Canadian Beef

    nope no problems with that, it's when I'm shaking it out It gets big, but I don't mind, I get free gel that way
     
  3. tonksy

    tonksy New Member

    you mean like a wild hose? in fire fighting school they taught us to throw yourself on the hose, bend it back so that it kinks and apply pressure...you should try that.
     
  4. BIGDAVE

    BIGDAVE New Member

    Do you think about the ginger/blue girl when you shake it out? Are you what they call a "Rampant Ejaculator" ?
     
  5. BIGDAVE

    BIGDAVE New Member

    I just tried it but I fell into the toilet and broke my dick off :crying4: ........thanks for your help.
     
  6. tonksy

    tonksy New Member

    man, has he got your number....
     
  7. freako104

    freako104 Well-Known Member

    nope :D im quite allright there
     
  8. Professur

    Professur Well-Known Member

    If it doesn't burn, you're fine.
     
  9. Acid

    Acid New Member

    No problems there.
     
  10. Philly

    Philly New Member


    i kicked u in the nutz too hard didnt i :evilcool:
     
  11. AlphaTroll

    AlphaTroll New Member

    Nope, can't say I have that problem............can't say I have a penis either :rolleyes:
     
  12. Aunty Em

    Aunty Em Well-Known Member

    Nope... some people in the past thought I had one, but I put them straight on that. :)
     
  13. CydCharisse

    CydCharisse New Member

    this whole thread is :rofl4:
     
  14. Squiggy

    Squiggy ThunderDick

    I love peegasms....Great way to start the day...:retard:
     
  15. tonksy

    tonksy New Member

    man, i thought i was the only one.
     
  16. freako104

    freako104 Well-Known Member


    what if it itches??
     
  17. tonksy

    tonksy New Member

    see any crabs? maybe it's jock itch....try powder.
     
  18. paul_valaru

    paul_valaru 100% Pure Canadian Beef

    then it's morning
     
  19. freako104

    freako104 Well-Known Member

  20. Polyester Girl

    Polyester Girl New Member

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