Quitting the ol' Cancer-sticks
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tonksy
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The Scotsman
Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair
And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more than his share
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
Behind a bush, he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair
And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more than his share
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
Behind a bush, he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
unclehobart
New Member
I have no issue with kilts. Tis Klingon level macho manly.
BeardofPants
New Member
There's always an exception to the rule.chcr said:BoP, there's your argument against right there.
AlphaTroll
New Member
So if you guys are opposed to salads, what exactly do you have with a BBQ? Just meat?
Winky
Well-Known Member
Well the other night while he was home
for the holidays I spend outrageous
$'s for some ridiculous steaks
and the boy did eschew his usual A-1
and that's sayin' ALOT!
(A-1 is a food group to that boy)
Eddie Basha bought a store called A.J's
actually the final fading remnants of the
A.J. Bayless store chain
It is an insanely upscale concept.
He's only opened them in 'certain' parts of town.
It's is where you can get beyond USDA Prime
Also where I get the $500 to a thousand dollar
bottles of wine for 'special' occasions.
Of course Eddie also has a chain of stores called
Food City. Now they cater to another 'demographic'
and I've never shopped there...
for the holidays I spend outrageous
$'s for some ridiculous steaks
and the boy did eschew his usual A-1
and that's sayin' ALOT!
(A-1 is a food group to that boy)
Eddie Basha bought a store called A.J's
actually the final fading remnants of the
A.J. Bayless store chain
It is an insanely upscale concept.
He's only opened them in 'certain' parts of town.
It's is where you can get beyond USDA Prime
Also where I get the $500 to a thousand dollar
bottles of wine for 'special' occasions.
Of course Eddie also has a chain of stores called
Food City. Now they cater to another 'demographic'
and I've never shopped there...