Sex On A Plate

[Leslie]

for the lovelorn among us with only food to fill the void...

an oldie but a goodie -

Magic Cookie Bars

1/2 cup butter (or margarine if you must)
11/2 cups graham cracker crumbs
1 (14 oz) can Condensed Milk
1 (6 oz) pkg semi-sweet chocolate chips
11/2 cups flaked coconut
1 cup chopped nuts

Preheat oven to 350F (325F for glass dish). In 13x9 inch baking pan, melt butter in oven. Sprinkle crumbs over butter; pour condensed milk evenly over crumbs. Top with remaining ingredients, press down firmly. Bake 25-30 minutes or until lightly browned. Cool. Cut into bars. Store loosely covered at room temperature. (HA as if these will be left long enough to store)

makes 24 - 36 bars... or one GREAT BIG ONE.

here's a pic from eaglebrand.com -doesn't do it justice though

 

[A.B.Normal]

Yep ,thems some good eatin' alright .I haven't made them in a couple years ,but they were always popular at Christmas. :bgthumb:

 

[Sharky]

makes 24 - 36 bars... or one GREAT BIG ONE.

That's a serious case of the munchies, ma'am.

 

[Uki Chick]

I want some now. Maybe I'll run out tonight and get the ingredients to make a batch. I'm hungry!!!!

 

[MrBishop]

YOu'd figure that with a thread title like 'sex' on a plate...that it would involve more chocolate in the recipie. Chocolate being sex's archnemesis.

Like this one...Death By Chocolate!

1 box devil's food cake mix (Pilsbury is best) 1 (3.40 ounces) box instant chocolate pudding mix 1 cup crushed pecan 1/2 cup nestles milk chocolate chips 1/2 cup nestles peanut butter morsels 1 container of ready to spread pilsbury milk chocolate frosting extra chocolate chip, for topping pecan, for topping 1. Prepare cake by the directions on the box and add dry pudding mix, then add morsels and nuts mix well with electric mixer. 2. Bake as directed in 2- 8 inch round cake pans sprayed with pam and lightly floured. 3. When cakes have cooled, spread icing on first layer and sprinkle with additional morsels and nuts. 4. Add second layer and repeat the process icing the sides of the cake as well. 5. Enjoy this Chocolate Heaven!

 

[tonksy]

for the lovelorn among us with only food to fill the void...

an oldie but a goodie -

Magic Cookie Bars

1/2 cup butter (or margarine if you must)
11/2 cups graham cracker crumbs
1 (14 oz) can Condensed Milk
1 (6 oz) pkg semi-sweet chocolate chips
11/2 cups flaked coconut
1 cup chopped nuts

Preheat oven to 350F (325F for glass dish). In 13x9 inch baking pan, melt butter in oven. Sprinkle crumbs over butter; pour condensed milk evenly over crumbs. Top with remaining ingredients, press down firmly. Bake 25-30 minutes or until lightly browned. Cool. Cut into bars. Store loosely covered at room temperature. (HA as if these will be left long enough to store)

makes 24 - 36 bars... or one GREAT BIG ONE.

here's a pic from eaglebrand.com -doesn't do it justice though

i make these for christmas along with my cookies.

 

[kuulani]

a coworker makes those for me *drool*
Sex on a plate is a PERFECT description!

 

[Professur]

Les, if you keep up all this baking, you're gonna get a large bottom. I hope the kids are eating most of it.

 

[Nixy]

Les, if you keep up all this baking, you're gonna get a large bottom. I hope the kids are eating most of it.

I think they are

She said out of a double match of muffins she got ONE

 

[Professur]

But how much tasting is she doing during the baking?

 

[Nixy]

But how much tasting is she doing during the baking?

Silly man...there are no calories in TASTING

 

[Professur]

Calories don't add to someone's keester size either. It's the calorie carrier than does.

 

[Nixy]

Tasting is fat free, calorie free, worry free

 

[Professur]

You don't cook, do you?

 

[Nixy]

Yes I do

 

[Professur]

Then you can't be a very good one.

I make it a rule to never eat a skinny person's cooking (if I can help it). If it's any good, how the hell are they staying thin.

 

[Nixy]

Me? Skinny??

*falls off chair laughing*

OW! That hurt!!

*continues laughing*

 

[Professur]

Shaddap. I've been hugging a pregnant woman for 8 months.

 

[Nixy]

Shaddap. I've been hugging a pregnant woman for 8 months.

OH YES! Baby soon, eh? Do you know if it's a boy or a girl? Has she been sick much?? Have you learned your lesson this time so this kind of "surprise" doesn't happen again?

 

[Professur]

Yes, it's soon.
No, it hasn't been born yet, so we don't know if it's a boy or a girl
No, but she's terminally hormonal.
Noone tells me what to do.