Takin' a shit.

[ipmoof]

I am actually genuinely interested in the results of this poll because when we all came back pissed last Tuesday we debated over the issue for 4 hours.

If it is too intellectually high-brow I apologise.

 

[Jeslek]

fascinating

 

[Bubba]

good thing i'm not a mod anymore

 

[unclehobart]

Youre going to have to 'splain sit and fold to me.

I don't see a 'violent and indiscriminate swirly motion' option.

 

[Scanty]

LOL.

 

[Luis G]

WOW, this thread has fried my brain

 

[Scanty]

what the fuck is scrunch, when it's at home?

come to that...what is fold??

This thread is brill.

 

[Jeslek]

What is brill?

 

[Luis G]

what is what?

 

[unclehobart]

brill=brilliant

 

[Scanty]

What is brill?

This thread.

 

[Scanty]

YAY for brill

 

[Luis G]

 

[lightstorm]

Hahaha hilarious!

 

[unclehobart]

YAY for toss-pot wankers!

 

[Scanty]

 

[fury]

Fold - to neatly wrap the toilet paper around hands or fold it up in such a manner as to not risk losing chunks of the toilet paper in the bunghole.

Scrunch - to hell with neatly wrapping, you just wanna get the shit off of there.

Personally, I sit initially, while wiping, in order to make sure any dangling turds don't end up in my pants, and then I stand. Always scrunch though, never had the patience to fold. Also, I can't stand underhand toilet paper setups. They HAVE to be overhand. Otherwise I refuse to use it.

 

[Scanty]

A-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[unclehobart]

YAY for dangling turds... I think...

 

[fury]