That's just gay

Three way positions you'd try (or at least consider/attempt)

  • Double ender (vag -oral)

    Votes: 5 62.5%

  • Two fisted oral

    Votes: 1 12.5%

  • Vag-tits

    Votes: 2 25.0%

  • Vag-anal (classic DP)

    Votes: 3 37.5%

  • Double vag

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Double anal

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Take turns, Dibs on first

    Votes: 1 12.5%

  • Take turns, sloppy seconds

    Votes: 1 12.5%

  • None of the above

    Votes: 3 37.5%
  • Total voters
    8
Professur

Professur

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The company is moving a couple of offices to new locals and rather than reuse the old security equipment, they sent it to my lab for electronic recycling. Amongst the detritus was a fairly new VHS, which I reclaimed and installed in the bedroom, where we only had a DVD. Having installed it, I threw in the first tape that came to hand ... not that any of the ones there have seen the light of day in decades. Turns out, I had grabbed a copy of The Devil in Mrs. Jones ... a really, really old porn. Seems the last person to watch it didn't rewind, and it started up in the middle of a scene ... with a double vag penetration. Two guys, rubbing dicks in the same hole.


Well, it's been a long time since this board had some decent (or indecent) threads, so I knew what I had to do.

Ladies .... IF (suspend your convictions here) you happened into a 3 way situation with 2 guys ... what positions would you accept/allow? Would you take a double penetration? vag-mouth? Vag-ass? Titty fuck? Would you consider a double vag ... presuming it wasn't hugely painful. Perhaps even the double anal that's now not even shocking? (recently saw a pic showing a femme with 3 dildos in her ass ... I don't even want to know why)

Guys .... we all know that a guy's choice of a three way is a pair of chicks, but again, suspend your whining. It's assumed that at this point, you've accepted and agreed to be there. You've double ended her, fucked her tits, boned her 9 ways to screaming ... and now she wants both of you inside for the finale. Indeed, she wants a three way simultaneous orgasm. How about it? You've come this far. Noone's going to discuss it at the water cooler at work afterwards.

Now, if you're going to post something like "I'd beat the shit outta the other guy and just fuck her solo" ... save it and go post elsewhere.
 
catocom

catocom

Well-Known Member
If I'd had a fifth of jimmy bean downed, there's no telling where I'd end up.

Good thing I can't really drink anymore.
 
Inkara1

Inkara1

Well-Known Member
Crap... I voted in the poll before reading the post. I voted "none of the above" because of the two-girls-one-guy threesome I actually had, which involved a strap-on and a "Samantha sandwich." If forced, I'd probably have to go with the double-ender.
 
Inkara1

Inkara1

Well-Known Member
Didn't need one... there's a benefit to being on the outside of the sandwich instead of in the middle.
 
2minkey

2minkey

bootlicker
oh, okay, for a second i thought you were into a daisy chain type arrangement. my mistake.

oh, right, that was peel, in the restrooms by the penguin exhibit at the toledo zoo, back in '03.
 
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