The Anti-Socialist Promise

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MrBishop

MrBishop

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I, ________________________, do solemnly swear to uphold the principles of a socialism-free society and heretofore pledge my word that I shall strictly adhere to the following:

I will complain about the destruction of 1st Amendment Rights in this country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 1st Amendment Rights.

I will complain about the destruction of my 2nd Amendment Rights in this country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 2nd Amendment rights by legally but brazenly brandishing unconcealed firearms in public.

I will foreswear the time-honored principles of fairness, decency, and respect by screaming unintelligible platitudes regarding tyranny, Nazi-ism, and socialism at public town halls. Also.

I pledge to eliminate all government intervention in my life. I will abstain from the use of and participation in any socialist goods and services including but not limited to the following:

•Social Security
•Medicare/Medicaid
•State Children’s Health Insurance Programs (SCHIP)
•Police, Fire, and Emergency Services
•US Postal Service
•Roads and Highways
•Air Travel (regulated by the socialist FAA)
•The US Railway System
•Public Subways and Metro Systems
•Public Bus and Lightrail Systems
•Rest Areas on Highways
•Sidewalks
•All Government-Funded Local/State Projects (e.g., see Iowa 2009 federal senate appropriations)
•Public Water and Sewer Services (goodbye socialist toilet, shower, dishwasher, kitchen sink, outdoor hose!)
•Public and State Universities and Colleges
•Public Primary and Secondary Schools
•Sesame Street
•Publicly Funded Anti-Drug Use Education for Children
•Public Museums
•Libraries
•Public Parks and Beaches
•State and National Parks
•Public Zoos
•Unemployment Insurance
•Municipal Garbage and Recycling Services
•Treatment at Any Hospital or Clinic That Ever Received Funding From Local, State or Federal Government (pretty much all of them)
•Medical Services and Medications That Were Created or Derived From Any Government Grant or Research Funding (again, pretty much all of them)
•Socialist Byproducts of Government Investment Such as Duct Tape and Velcro (Nazi-NASA Inventions)
•Use of the Internets, email, and networked computers, as the DoD's ARPANET was the basis for subsequent computer networking
•Foodstuffs, Meats, Produce and Crops That Were Grown With, Fed With, Raised With or That Contain Inputs From Crops Grown With Government Subsidies
•Clothing Made from Crops (e.g. cotton) That Were Grown With or That Contain Inputs From Government Subsidies

If a veteran of the government-run socialist US military, I will forego my VA benefits and insist on paying for my own medical care

I will not tour socialist government buildings like the Capitol in Washington, D.C.

I pledge to never take myself, my family, or my children on a tour of the following types of socialist locations, including but not limited to:

•Smithsonian Museums such as the Air and Space Museum or Museum of American History
•The socialist Washington, Lincoln, and Jefferson Monuments
•The government-operated Statue of Liberty
•The Grand Canyon
•The socialist World War II and Vietnam Veterans Memorials
•The government-run socialist-propaganda location known as Arlington National Cemetery
•All other public-funded socialist sites, whether it be in my state or in Washington, DC


I will urge my Member of Congress and Senators to forego their government salary and government-provided healthcare.

I will oppose and condemn the government-funded and therefore socialist military of the United States of America.

I will boycott the products of socialist defense contractors such as GE, Lockheed-Martin, Boeing, Northrop Grumman, General Dynamics, Raytheon, Humana, FedEx, General Motors, Honeywell, and hundreds of others that are paid by our socialist government to produce goods for our socialist army.

I will protest socialist security departments such as the Pentagon, FBI, CIA, Department of Homeland Security, TSA, Department of Justice and their socialist employees.

Upon reaching eligible retirement age, I will tear up my socialist Social Security checks.

Upon reaching age 65, I will forego Medicare and pay for my own private health insurance until I die.

SWORN ON A BIBLE AND SIGNED THIS DAY OF __________ IN THE YEAR ___.

_____________ _________________________

Signed Printed Name/Town and State
 
catocom

catocom

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partial line item veto on this part.

I will not foreswear.

I will foreswear the time-honored principles of fairness, decency, and respect by screaming unintelligible platitudes regarding tyranny, Nazi-ism, and socialism at public town halls. Also.
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haven't dissected the rest yet.
 
Professur

Professur

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Time honoured ... by whom? Your definitions of fairness, decency and respect don't seem to match anything older than .... yourself. Whenever someone suggests sticking to the old definitions, you balk.

I'm more than happy, provided we agree first on what century's and nationality's definitions we're using.
 
Professur

Professur

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If you want to support that, find me a Neanderthal, since science now claims that humans didn't evolve from them, but in parallel to them. More kissing cousins than mother-daughter. By your logic, there should still be some of them around.

It's not my opinion, but scientific record ... most evolutions lead to dead ends. Very few have led anywhere better. Most non-evolution extinctions weren't caused because the species didn't evolve, but because they were out-evolved. Had one example of the species not evolved, that species likely would have just continued on just fine for the next millennia.
 
spike

spike

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No, evolution is all about survival. The evolved traits survive and thus carry on. The non evolved go extinct and don't carry on.

It's the fundamental idea behind evolution.

Two major mechanisms determine which variants will become more common or rare in a population. One is natural selection, a process that causes helpful traits (those that increase the chance of survival and reproduction) to become more common in a population and causes harmful traits to become more rare. This occurs because individuals with advantageous traits are more likely to reproduce, meaning that more individuals in the next generation will inherit these traits.[2][3] Over many generations, adaptations occur through a combination of successive, small, random changes in traits, and natural selection of the variants best-suited for their environment.[4] The other major mechanism driving evolution is genetic drift, an independent process that produces random changes in the frequency of traits in a population. Genetic drift results from the role that chance plays in whether a given trait will be passed on as individuals survive and reproduce.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution
 
Gonz

Gonz

molṑn labé
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Needs some work
•Police, Fire, and Emergency Services LOCAL & STATE
•US Postal Service CONSTITUTIONAL
•Roads and Highways CONSTITUTIONAL
•Public Subways and Metro Systems LOCAL or STATE
•Public Bus and Lightrail Systems LOCAL or STATE
•Rest Areas on Highways CONSTITUTIONAL
•Sidewalks LOCAL or STATE
•Public Water and Sewer Services LOCAL or PRIVATE
•Public and State Universities and Colleges STATE
•Public Primary and Secondary Schools LOCAL
•Public Museums CONSTITUTIONAL
•Unemployment Insurance STATE controlled, private funded
•Municipal Garbage and Recycling Services LOCAL or PRIVATE
•Use of the Internets, email, and networked computers, as the DoD's ARPANET was the basis for subsequent computer networking DoD-CONSTITUTIONAL

I will not tour socialist government buildings like the Capitol in Washington, D.C. TAXPAYER OWNED

I pledge to never take myself, my family, or my children on a tour of the following types of socialist locations, including but not limited to:

•Smithsonian Museums such as the Air and Space Museum or Museum of American History Who funds this?
•The socialist Washington, Lincoln, and Jefferson Monuments TAXPAYER OWNED
•The government-operated Statue of Liberty TAXPAYER OWNED
•The socialist World War II and Vietnam Veterans Memorials TAXPAYER OWNED
•The government-run socialist-propaganda location known as Arlington National Cemetery TAXPAYER OWNED


•All other public-funded socialist sites, whether it be in my state or in Washington, DC
This tells how little is understood about our system.
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Gonz

Gonz

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Yep.

See IX & X

More impotantly, look into federalism & marxism. Notice the similarities.
 
spike

spike

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Being in the Constitution, tax payer owned, or local really has no relevance on whether something is socialist. Well, tax payer owned is kinda socialistic.
 
BeardofPants

BeardofPants

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spike said:
More commonly they avoid death by evolving.
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Evolution isn't some sentient ability to choose optimal. Evolution is environment & mutation, nothing more, nothing less. Some mutations may be optimal, some may be deleterious, most are neutral.
 
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