The Corrupted Wish Game
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SouthernN'Proud
Southern Discomfort
Granted. He disappears in a poof, and reappears in your living room.
I wish people would quit bringing Halloween candy in to the office...he says, as he intakes another Milk Dud...
I wish people would quit bringing Halloween candy in to the office...he says, as he intakes another Milk Dud...
Aunty Em
Well-Known Member
Granted... they're bringing chocolate Easter eggs instead... they get earlier every year...
I wish my leg would stop hurting.
Gato_Solo
Out-freaking-standing OTC member
Granted... they're bringing chocolate Easter eggs instead... they get earlier every year...
I wish my leg would stop hurting.
Granted. You now have migraines. I wish my evening workouts would build muscle a bit faster...
Aunty Em
Well-Known Member
You're too late, my migraines stopped when I hit 40...
Granted, but now you're so muscle bound you can't move and you split every shirt you put on.
I wish I had a lovely big bar of Green & Black 72% Bittersweet Dark Chocolate...
Gato_Solo
Out-freaking-standing OTC member
You're too late, my migraines stopped when I hit 40...
Granted, but now you're so muscle bound you can't move and you split every shirt you put on.
I wish I had a lovely big bar of Green & Black 72% Bittersweet Dark Chocolate...
Granted. It's 40 years old, and was under a sofa in a house full of shedding cats.
I wish I would had some deer jerky...
Gato_Solo
Out-freaking-standing OTC member
Granted. Don't forget to wipe when you're done.
I wish the dining hall would open at the regular time for Sunday breakfast...
simplyred
New Member
Granted. Don't forget to wipe when you're done.
I wish the dining hall would open at the regular time for Sunday breakfast...
Granted, but instead of breakfast they have Sat. night leftovers
I wish I were staying at home to take care of my child (who's fever is 102) rather than going to work.
Gato_Solo
Out-freaking-standing OTC member
Granted. You are now unemployed, and you've caught your childs illness...
I wish people wouldn't include their children in their corruptible wishes...
simplyred
New Member
Sorry dude
In going with the spirit of the game....Granted, instead we all talk about our pet pine cones
I wish I could remember which canister the decaf is in and which canister holds the good wake up juice
Gato_Solo
Out-freaking-standing OTC member
Sorry dude
In going with the spirit of the game....Granted, instead we all talk about our pet pine cones
I wish I could remember which canister the decaf is in and which canister holds the good wake up juice
Granted. Now if you could remember where you put everything else...
I wish I could retire when I got back home...
SouthernN'Proud
Southern Discomfort
Granted. You retire one day short of qualifying for your pension.
I wish I had some edible chocolate pudding in the fridge.
I wish I had some edible chocolate pudding in the fridge.
SouthernN'Proud
Southern Discomfort
Granted. You're cleaning my house tonight.
(PS) To take away one way to corrupt the wish...
I wish I had Mountain Dew on tap in my play room.
(PS) To take away one way to corrupt the wish...
I wish I had Mountain Dew on tap in my play room.
Stop Laughing
New Member
Granted, you are now stuck with the old pot & kettle because it qualifies as 'decent'.
I wish my brother would leave for the Air Force now instead of late January.
I wish my brother would leave for the Air Force now instead of late January.
Gato_Solo
Out-freaking-standing OTC member
Granted. He ends up working for me, and I see to it that he gets 30 days advanced leave to catch up with family...namely you.
I wish it the temperature would stop dropping at night...
Stop Laughing
New Member
Granted, welcome to Antarctica, where's it's probably not gonna get any colder.
I wish I could still play some of my old video games.
I wish I could still play some of my old video games.
simplyred
New Member
Granted, but now you can not play any of your new ones.
I wish I could use my left hand better