The Corrupted Wish Game

[Stop Laughing]

Granted, you're expelled.

I wish I knew more about networking.

 

[Gato_Solo]

Granted. Unfortunately, its not about computer networking. welcome to personnel middle-management.

I wish I had more time with my kids...

 

[Aunty Em]

Granted, you've just been fired. Welcome to "Daddy, I'm bored!"

I wish I just had more time!

 

[Gato_Solo]

Granted, you've just been fired. Welcome to "Daddy, I'm bored!"

I wish I just had more time!

Granted. Unfortunately, your boss finds out and adds to your workload.

I wish my wife's cat would sleep at night rather than during the day...

 

[Stop Laughing]

Granted, now the cat can only fall asleep while laying on top of you, and is very angry when you wake it suddenly...

I wish I could motivate myself to actually do things I should do more often.

 

[Gato_Solo]

Granted, now the cat can only fall asleep while laying on top of you, and is very angry when you wake it suddenly...

I wish I could motivate myself to actually do things I should do more often.

Granted. Those things turn out to be eating, sleeping, and masturbation. Have fun!

I wish my next deployment was not where I've been tasked to go...

 

[pc_builder]

Granted, you're on the next rocket to the moon.

I wish I could get back to work sooner.

 

[MrBishop]

Granted, your company overrides the Docs and force you to return to work too early.

I wish that I had enough time left over to finish my home renovations before winter's first snow.

 

[Gato_Solo]

Granted, your company overrides the Docs and force you to return to work too early.

I wish that I had enough time left over to finish my home renovations before winter's first snow.

Granted. The local vermin population likes you renovations, too. So much, in fact, that they decide to move in with you. Good luck getting that family of skunks out of your HVAC ducting.

I wish I would get one more promotion before retirement...

 

[Stop Laughing]

Granted, but you'll only get that one promotion after several demotions.

I wish I could find a cure for my depression brought on by the Cubs.