The Montreal Bagel

[paul_valaru]

An ode.

Oh great bagel, with your honey touched sweetness
How I have missed you.

Boiled, then wood oven cooked.
Seasame seed coating.

Great mana of the jewish people
always good for a nosh.


yes I am from the Vogon school of poetry


I brought home some bagels, and they are GOOD

 

[tonksy]

I love the southern bastardization that is the jalapeno cheese bagel.

 

[MrBishop]

You were in Montreal??!?

 

[paul_valaru]

You were in Montreal??!?

Another wedding, I had no time to go do anything, so I didn't say anything.

 

[MrBishop]

Sorry t' hear that... next time, I hope you have more time to spare. I would've treated you to some Schwartz's

 

[paul_valaru]

Sorry t' hear that... next time, I hope you have more time to spare. I would've treated you to some Schwartz's

mmmmm

schwartz's

I barely left the west island, the most I got to do was hit decarie hot dog

trois steamé tout garne et une frite

 

[MrBishop]

I used to work across the street from Decarie Hot Dog. Gained me a coupla pounds that summer

I'll try and reserve us a seat at Schwartz's next time *

*for those not in the know - you don't reserve anything at Schwartz's - hell, you sometimes get your order changed because the guy who took the order thought that your pick was bad.

 

[paul_valaru]

I used to work across the street from Decarie Hot Dog. Gained me a coupla pounds that summer

I'll try and reserve us a seat at Schwartz's next time *

*for those not in the know - you don't reserve anything at Schwartz's - hell, you sometimes get your order changed because the guy who took the order thought that your pick was bad.

Hell, they sit you with strangers at long bench tables, it's actually quite nice.

 

[MrBishop]

I love the whole experience. I had a sammich order go from 'regular' to 'extra spices' once. Asked for no pickles (I was having stomache issues at the time) and the waiter gave me a look like I'd called his mother a slut or something. He brought me pickles.

Gods but I love that place

 

[paul_valaru]

I love the whole experience. I had a sammich order go from 'regular' to 'extra spices' once. Asked for no pickles (I was having stomache issues at the time) and the waiter gave me a look like I'd called his mother a slut or something. He brought me pickles.

Gods but I love that place

no pickle??

goy!

 

[tonksy]

Excuse me! Not all goys are such...well, heathens.

 

[MrBishop]

no pickle??

goy!

Yeah...well, yeah. I normally take the pickles...want to buy be a jar next time I'm there. That time..my stomach had been giving me some 'acid' issues...reflux, and the pickles wouldn't have helped any

 

[MrBishop]

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f'n drooling at my desk

 

[paul_valaru]

YOU bastard!!!

there is ONE place in barrie to get smoked meat, $15 a sandwich!!!

 

[Inkara1]

Pickles make me retch. I cannot stand them. If they give me pickles because they "know better" then I will not be a happy camper.

 

[BeardofPants]

... "happy camper". That phrase makes me LOL.