Things not to say on your wedding night...

Oz

New Member
Things not to say on your wedding night...

"Don't be sad..........I did it my way" ;)
 

tonksy

New Member
"it puts the lotion in the basket or else it gets the hose again."


(silence of the lamb reference....)
 

Oz

New Member
tonks said:
"it puts the lotion in the basket or else it gets the hose again."


(silence of the lamb reference....)


:grinyes:

"Jesus was right.........imaculate conception is the right way to achieve divinity"
 

IDLEchild

Well-Known Member
"Your sister was better"

"Your brother was better"

"We can just tie the unsed part of the condom and save it for later use"

"Your mother was better"

"Your father was better"

"Your parents were better"
 

Oz

New Member
Buttcrackdivine said:
"Your sister was better"

"Your brother was better"

"We can just tie the unsed part of the condom and save it for later use"

"Your mother was better"

"Your father was better"

"Your parents were better"

I wish I were a redneck:eh:

"I've got a copy of the Karma Surta in my holdall"
 
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