"This is the right wing attack machine on crack!"

[Gonz]

I was going to let it pass as another weirdo story until that line popped out & bit me.

XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX SUN JUNE 12, 2005 20:02:25 ET XXXXX

RAGE AT AUTHOR AFTER CLAIM: BILL RAPED HILLARY, CONCEIVED CHELSEA

**Exclusive**

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton turned furious and considered legal action after learning bestselling author Ed Klein would allege in a new book: Bill Clinton raped her -- resulting in the conception of daughter Chelsea Clinton!

"[Author] Klein is going to rot in hell for this," a well-placed source close to Hillary said over the weekend.

The explosive charge comes in THE TRUTH ABOUT HILLARY: WHAT SHE KNEW, WHEN SHE KNEW IT, AND HOW FAR SHE'LL GO TO BECOME PRESIDENT -- set for release next week.

[The book ranked #198 on AMAZON.COM's hourly sale chart late Sunday.]

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"I'm going back to my cottage to rape my wife," Klein quotes Bill Clinton as saying during a Bermuda getaway in 1979.

In the morning, the Clintons' room "looked like World War III. There are pillows and busted-up furniture all over the place," an unnamed source tells Klein.

Klein source claims Bill later learned Hillary was pregnant reading about it in the ARKANSAS GAZETTE.

"The fact that his wife didn't tell him that she was pregnant before she told a reporter doesn't seem to phase him one bit, because he says, 'Do you know what night that happened?"

"'No,' I say. 'When?"

"'It was Bermuda,' he says, 'And you were there!'"

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The rape claim is just the beginning of Klein's alleged revelations, the DRUDGE REPORT can reveal.

TRUTH ABOUT HILLARY marks the most aggressive attempt yet to investigate Hillary.

The former first lady turned senator fumed as a close aide offered details of the book, an insider explains.

"Mrs. Clinton told me she would considering suing him for outright libel," the top Hillary source explains. "This is the right wing attack machine on crack!"

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But Hillary and her camp may have a hard time typecasting Ed Klein as a Clinton-crazed right-winger. Klein is the former foreign editor of NEWSWEEK and former editor in chief of the NEW YORK TIMES MAGAZINE. He is a frequent contributor to VANITY FAIR and PARADE.

He is also the author of THE KENNEDY CURSE; FAREWELL, JACKIE; and several other NEW YORK TIMES bestsellers.

VANITY FAIR has already commissioned an excerpt of the embargoed Hillary book, exploring Hillary's senate runs.

Developing...

 

[unclehobart]

Bill a rapist? Sure. His own wife? Nah. He always did a little bit better.

 

[Winky]

Aw Jeez this arrived in my e-mail this evening:

Senator Hillary Clinton and former Attorney General Janet Reno were having
one of those girl to girl talks, and Hillary said to Janet, "You're lucky that
you don't have to put up with men having sex with you. I have to put up with
Bill, and there is no telling where he last had his "thing."

Janet responded, "Just because I am esthetically challenged (that's
"politically correct" for real, real ugly) doesn't mean I don't have to fight off
unwelcome sexual advances."

Hillary asked, "Well, how do you deal with the problem?"

Janet replied, "Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass
at me, I muster all my might and tense and squeeze to break wind as loud and
hard as I can."

That night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary slipped
into bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would be
wanting some action. She had been saving gas all day long and was ready for him.

She tensed up her butt cheeks and forced out the most disgusting sound you
could ever imagine.

Bill rolled over and said, "Janet, is that you?"