This'll make you afraid to boil water.

[Leslie]

flurffy you grodied me right out

This one time? At church camp? I was sitting in the dinner hall? And I was eating the canned potatoes? And I looked down at them and there was a boiled daddy long legs wrapped around one?!! OMG I almost died! I still can't eat canned potatoes to this day, you know?

 

[fury]

flurffy you grodied me right out

This one time? At church camp? I was sitting in the dinner hall? And I was eating the canned potatoes? And I looked down at them and there was a boiled daddy long legs wrapped around one?!! OMG I almost died! I still can't eat canned potatoes to this day, you know?

I would've. He's probably one of the cleanest boiled daddy long legs that ever would've graced your stomach. They're not exactly careless slobs in canned food factories, ya know?

Woulda given them potatoes some flavor for once anyhow...

 

[Rose]

I would've. He's probably one of the cleanest boiled daddy long legs that ever would've graced your stomach. They're not exactly careless slobs in canned food factories, ya know?

Woulda given them potatoes some flavor for once anyhow...

Says the guy who threw out boiling water because flybits were in it!

 

[fury]

As I said, I have no idea where that fly's been. For all I know it could've been rolling in food poison. Maybe that's why it hopped in... "Hmm, I'm pretty dirty, think I'll go take a bath... There's some water over there, I'll just... gaaaaAAAAH*SPLAT*"

 

[Rose]

Yeah, but the boiling of the water would kill 'bout anything that it had, anyway.

 

[fury]

I was in a state of panic... I didn't know...

Hold me...

 

[Shadowfax]

ok. if you insist.

 

[Rose]

*huggles furykins*

I'm just teasin' ya anyway - there's no way I would've kept the water! *lol* At that point, I probably would have given up on the whole meal and went to find something else.

 

[Nihilistic]

Reminds me of the time i was chasing a cockroach with a steak knife and he escaped into the toaster.....you know the rest....

 

[CydCharisse]

burn, sucker, burn!

 

[peterska2]

OMG is this for real?

 

[Nihilistic]

Sure why not

 

[peterska2]

Just freaking me a little that's all

 

[HubbaHubba]

why did you messure four cups of water to boil though just whateve or is it like the rice thing where its actually going to effect the output

one friend of mine here measures the amount of water you need for kraft dinner.. geeze

 

[tonksy]

why did you messure four cups of water to boil though just whateve or is it like the rice thing where its actually going to effect the output

one friend of mine here measures the amount of water you need for kraft dinner.. geeze

i measure nothing. i'm a pretty good cook, too!

 

[Aunty Em]

a frog got into my bathtub one day, scared the hell out of me couldn't see him for the bubbles. i'm all trying to get him out of the tub and nearly break my neck.

I had a pet toad once called Freddy... he was cute... unfortunately he died. I did try to adopt a frog too, but my mum wasn't keen and made me put him back...

 

[tonksy]

I had a pet toadonce called Freddy... he was cute... unfortunately he died. I di try to adopt a frog too, but my mum wasn't keen and mad me put him back...

i really like frogs - just not in my bubblebath!

 

[Aunty Em]

bacteria dont stand a chance in hell of surviving in there. (minus those causing ceretain food poisions).

Try Helicobactor pylori... they positively thrive down there...

 

[fury]

why did you messure four cups of water to boil though just whateve or is it like the rice thing where its actually going to effect the output

one friend of mine here measures the amount of water you need for kraft dinner.. geeze

It tastes different if you have a different amount of water. I'm anal like that.

 

[Aunty Em]

What's "kraft dinner"?