US Dating scene...

[Nixy]

If I got pregnant even being as careful as I am I would probably die of shock before anyone even knew I was pregnant because it would be like super human or something.

 

[Squiggy]

If I got pregnant, I'd probably die from fear.....

 

[Professur]

If I ever got pregnant, ...

 

[Ardsgaine]

If I ever got pregnant I would discover a new and profound respect for Jan.

 

[freako104]

i cant really explain it Nambit. ive been asked out and when i dated my ex we didnt really go out. actully i met her at a concert, got her home and went back to try to find her. i found her appartment and she called the next day and said were dating . thats kinda how it happened for me happens different for everyone. excpet Jerrek who kisses guys in the shower thats how it doesnt work

 

[freako104]

if my future wife/gf ever got pregnant id stay by her side if she needed me id be there. if i was pregnant id wonder what the hell is going on im a freaking guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! adn id call mom and tell her to send money

 

[Ardsgaine]

adn id call mom and tell her to send money

Fuck that... call CNN and tell them to send money. LOTS o' money!

 

[Altron]

I would run around screaming...

 

[dan]

i'd go to the vatican let them know there's a new candidate for sainthood... after all the part about the miracle had just happened

 

[Jeslek]

i'd go to the vatican let them know there's a new candidate for sainthood... after all the part about the miracle had just happened

Your sperm is that much under par?

 

[dan]

Your sperm is that much under par?

heh, not afaik... but it's not superman sperm either

 

[freako104]

adn id call mom and tell her to send money

Fuck that... call CNN and tell them to send money. LOTS o' money!

nah mom see i make fun of mom telling her when i move out shell get 2 phone calls one says mom the gf/wife is pregnant send money! a few days later ill call her again and say Mom now IM pregnant!! send more money

 

[dan]

a few days later ill call her again and say Mom now IM pregnant!! send more money

heheh, perhaps i'll try that one on my mum, see how it goes

 

[dan]

well, looks like it's time to make that call.

here's me, pregnant:

 

[Ardsgaine]

Your mom will be so proud.

 

[Jeslek]

hehe. Is that you nambit?

 

[dan]

hehe. Is that you nambit?

yep

 

[freako104]

did you call her? is she going to send the money i meant it as a joke nambit. first ill call national enquierer and make them pay a shitload of money. and you know theyll print anything.(esp if its not true then its even funnier). then ill call mom. all i know is that i will never have kids.

 

[AlladinSane]

Congratulations nambit. Who's the father?

 

[dan]

Congratulations nambit. Who's the father?

Jerrek