Was it me?

[Professur]

Saturday night, I opted to save the wimmen folk from the usual drudgery and whip up a lasagna. Well, I must have done something, coz the kitchen hasn't been right since. To start, half the table said it was really spicy, the other claimed it wasn't spicy enough.

Then, last night, the missus burn the crap outta a supper of Swedish meatballs ... and Mum roasted 6 pans of irish tea bread.


I'm worried I might have hexed the stove or summat.

 

[BB]

hang a severed cockeral's head in each of the four corners of the Kitchen and one by the window ... and light a candle at midnight ... that should do the trick.


(oh and take a photo!)

 

[Professur]

We don't get cockerals here.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Yeah, it was you. I suggest exile.

 

[Professur]

From the kitchen? Woohoo.

 

[Gonz]

The wimmins were on a roll & you had to go & break it. Shame on you. (Lasagna, too spicy? Is that even possible?)

 

[highwayman]

We don't get cockerals here.

Burn insence and have the fridge well suplied with beer, you'll get over it...

 

[tonksy]

What the fuck is a cockeral? Like a cross between a cocker spaniel and a mackeral?

 

[highwayman]

What the fuck is a cockeral? Like a cross between a cocker spaniel and a mackeral?

More like a virgen rooster that has a fish fetish...

 

[Uki Chick]

Cockeral

 

[tonksy]

That looks like a regular old rooster to me
Thanks though.

 

[highwayman]

Better watch out for dem roosters, dey have freinds...

 

[BB]

you guys are cracking me up!!

 

[Professur]

Oooo. I guess the yoke's on you.

 

[Inkara1]

Don't egg him on.

 

[highwayman]

This is turning too scambled for me...

 

[tonksy]

That pun is definitely nothing to crow about.

 

[Professur]

I'm thinking it's time to dish out some punishment for the people too chicken to join in.

 

[BB]

eggzactly!

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

I'm thinking it's time to dish out some punishment for the people too chicken to join in.

If you think yer cock of the walk enough, bring it.