Who says money can't buy happiness?

[kuulani]

It can buy a House ... But not a Home

It can buy a Bed ... But not Sleep

It can buy a Clock ... But not Time

It can buy you a Book ... But not knowledge

It can buy you a Position ... But not Respect

It can buy you Medicine ... But not Health

It can buy you Blood ... But not Life

So you see money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering ...

So send me all your money ...

And I will suffer for you.

CASH ONLY PLEASE!!!

 

[Q]

I just paid bills and check number 1523 has gone AWOL. I don't know how much he is...or who he might have paid. I'd be delighted to accept any overflow though

 

[unclehobart]

so very true.

 

[Aunty Em]

You can't possibly shoulder all that pain on your own, let me help... make cheques payable to...

 

[75renegade]

naked, we came into this world...................naked we shall leave it.

Jus' gimme love while I'm here.

 

[Squiggy]

Money certainly isn't everything...Love and happiness are 2%.


But they can both be replaced with good sex....

 

[Gonz]

If money isn't buying you happiness, you're shopping at the wrong places

 

[Vortex]

*points out she's also everyone's friend*

 

[lacemyster]

It can buy a House ... But not a Home

It can buy a Bed ... But not Sleep

It can buy a Clock ... But not Time

It can buy you a Book ... But not knowledge

It can buy you a Position ... But not Respect

It can buy you Medicine ... But not Health

It can buy you Blood ... But not Life

So you see money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering ...

So send me all your money ...

And I will suffer for you.

CASH ONLY PLEASE!!!

It's funny, but it is true until you said "So send me all your money....and i will suffer for you....."

 

[Professur]

It can buy you sheep, but not love.