Ya can't make this stuff up

[jimpeel]

Headline writers are a rare breed who vacillate between hilarity and absurdity.

SOURCE

Man Killed At Anti-Violence Event

Published : Wednesday, 04 Aug 2010, 1:01 PM EDT

PATERSON, N.J. - A man attending a block party as part of the National Night Out anti-crime initiative was shot and killed in Paterson, N.J.

Police say 39-year-old Robert Godfrey was shot in the head while arguing with another man Tuesday.

It happened in front of a crowd just before midnight at 74 Godwin Ave.

Paterson Police on Wednesday were searching for Marlon Rochester. The 30-year-old has been charged with Godfrey's murder and weapons offenses.

Lt. Ron Humphrey says witnesses saw the two men arguing loudly when Rochester pulled a gun and shot Godfrey once in the head.

National Night Out is observed across the U.S. as an annual event meant to heighten drug and crime prevention awareness. The August 3rd event was the 27th annual night out against crime.

24 neighborhood block parties were scheduled in Paterson as part of the event.

Copyright MYFOXNY.COM/AP

 

[ResearchMonkey]

Like the recent peace rally in Germany, 19 people killed.

 

[Gonz]

Good thing it wasn't a TEA party...you know how out of control those get

 

[Winky]

actually that’s the whole problem
at this rate unless we are ready to shed some blood
we are gonna end up in a socialist workers paradise

 

[Winky]

this is some boring shit

Peeler you know this was two Negros right?
The dead guy Robert Godfrey has a criminal record and

here is your shooter Marlon Rochester

 

[Gotholic]

They probably just came for the free food.

 

[Professur]

Noone wants gun control and population disarmament more than criminals. They really hate it when their victims can shoot back

 

[Gonz]

You silly Scot....if we outlaw guns, noone will have them & nobody can get hurt.

 

[Winky]

This stuff is made to order!

It’s good to know Omar shot up the beer
warehouse with registered firearms.
What a crime it would have been if he’d done it
with illegal guns! Oh My.

 

[Gonz]

Another blue state murder spree

 

[jimpeel]

Re: this is some boring shit

Peeler you know this was two Negros right?
The dead guy Robert Godfrey has a criminal record and

here is your shooter Marlon Rochester

Didn't need a picture. I could tell by the names.