Ya just can't make this up

[jimpeel]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,343031,00.html

Man Faces Charges for Having Sex With Picnic Table
Friday, March 28, 2008

Ohio police have arrested a man who was caught on tape allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Art Price Jr., 40, of Bellevue, Ohio, was arrested after a neighbor videotaped him engaged sexually with the metal table, according to a report on FOX19.com.

Price was seen on four separate occasions, always between 10:30 a.m. and noon, having sex with the picnic table, Bellevue Police Capt. Matt Johnson told the TV station.

"The first video we had, he was completely nude," Johnson said, noting the table in question had a hole in the middle intended to hold an umbrella.

Price, a married father of three school-age kids, faces felony counts of public indecency because his house is near an elementary school, according to the report.

Click here to read the full report from FOX19.com.

 

[jimpeel]

Re: Ya just can't make this shit up

When I was young and in my prime
I used to jack off all the time
Now I'm older and I've got more sense
I use a knothole in the fence

 

[catocom]

Re: Ya just can't make this shit up

Ya just can't make this shit up

you underestimate me.

 

[Gonz]

Keep the titles clean, please.

His deck...his table...his yard. Sick fuck he may be but isn't it still private property?

Is his back yard visible from the street?

Was the neighbor looking over a fence?

Did the neightbor get permission to videotape these acts?

Did the neighbor simply yell, quit being a stupid fuck, thereby lettin gthis moron know he's being watched?

Next on Sally....

 

[2minkey]

how'd you find this, jim? were you googling "picnic table erotica?"

 

[paul_valaru]

I think the problem was the table was only 6 years old.

 

[jimpeel]

GIGGIDY GIGGIDY ALLLLLRIGHT!​

 

[catocom]

That table isn't heavy duty enough....it wouldn't make it long around here....
...
Under normal usage

It wouldn't make a min with someone try to hump it...the person either.

 

[spike]

That table isn't heavy duty enough....it wouldn't make it long around here....

It's a shitty Walmart table.

http://i.walmart.com/i/p/00/64/47/94/02/0064479402033_500X500.jpg

 

[BeardofPants]

I'm thinking that table doesn't have a lot of class. He shoulda gone for something with more class.

 

[Inkara1]

It's a shitty Walmart table.

http://i.walmart.com/i/p/00/64/47/94/02/0064479402033_500X500.jpg

How silly of me to not have made the connection that the only table you can buy at Wal-Mart is a shitty one, and you can only get a shitty one at Wal-Mart.

 

[A.B.Normal]

How silly of me to not have made the connection that the only table you can buy at Wal-Mart is a shitty one, and you can only get a shitty one at Wal-Mart.

*Inky seems to be acting a little anal tonight.

 

[spike]

No shit.